New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlameMyParentsMCServer Minecraft Servers

BlameMyParentsMCServer Minecraft Servers

  • BlameMyParentsMCServer

    BlameMyParentsMCServer
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1289
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Star Shards Collected: 179
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9696
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GenderIneqCraft: AR-LA-OK Edition

    GenderIneqCraft: AR-LA-OK Edition
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3463
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1092 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Potions Brewed: 79 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where everything is upside down and inside out just like gender inequality in Arkansas, Louisiana, and Oklahoma! we have the craziest builds and the wackiest players who will make you feel like you’re in a whole new world. women in our server are treated like queens, with more health boosts, financial security, and safety than you can imagine. so why wait? join now and experience the most gender equal minecraft server out there!

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  • Tilted Tavern: Where semi-vanilla gets mixed up with towny, slimefun, and dungeons for some chaotic cross-play shenanigans!

    Tilted Tavern: Where semi-vanilla gets mixed up with towny, slimefun, and dungeons for some chaotic cross-play shenanigans!
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 4003
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tilted Tavern <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/legenda/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Connect

    Server IP (Java/Bedrock): IP: mc.tiltedtavern.net
    Geyser Port: 19132
    Bedrock Session Join: Add Xbox Live Friend: TiltedTav

    There is always something new to discover and enjoy with compatibility for both Bedrock and Java clients. Explore and conquer a vast custom Earth world on our Towny server, where adventure awaits at every corner!

    Server Features

    • Earth: Claim and build in a massive topographical model of Earth!
    • Cross Play Support: We support all Java Edition and Bedrock platforms!
    • Towny: A distinctively rebalanced Towny setup featuring a fast travel system!
    • Slimefun: Our Slimefun plugin offers the full modded Minecraft experience without the need to install any mods!
    • Levels: Earn special perks and rewards simply by playing on the server and progressing!
    • Dungeons: Battle for survival! Defeat bosses, complete quests, earn rare loot, and level up!

    Join us and become a part of our ever-expanding Minecraft community. Whether you’re an architect, an explorer, a strategist, or a dreamer, Tilted Tavern offers an adventure tailored to your desires. Get ready to shape the course of history on our monumental Earth replica. Adventure awaits!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I play on the server using both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition? A: Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock clients.

    Q: What is the main feature of the server? A: The main feature is the custom Earth world where players can claim and build on.

    Q: Are there special rewards for leveling up on the server? A: Yes, players can earn special perks and rewards by progressing on the server.

    Q: Is there PvP on the server? A: The server has dungeons where players can battle for survival, but PvP is not the main focus.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

    CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 6863
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Alien Abductions: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Summer Grilling Edition update is live, where you can cook up some delicious virtual BBQ while battling it out with your friends. Our Bug and Desk Engineer fixes will ensure that your gameplay experience is smoother than a baby’s bottom.

    Join us for the 7th Comic event, where we’ll be working on creating the most hilarious and action-packed storyline you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Our Official Sites will keep you updated on all the latest news and events, so you never miss out on the fun.

    Frag with /tf2g/ every Friday and Saturday afternoon, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless. Our Official Server in the EU is the place to be for all your fragging needs. But wait, there’s more! Join our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata for even more outrageous adventures.

    Check out our resources for FAQs, mods, loadouts, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and even leaks from our creators. And don’t forget to read tf2g’s Guide to Heavy for some pro tips on dominating the battlefield.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the most wild and wacky gameplay you’ve ever seen. See you online, adventurer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365

    SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2845
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us on our server where the cows have taken over and demand sacrifices of golden apples in exchange for safe passage through their pastures. The villagers have formed a rebellion against the iron golems and are now armed with enchanted diamond swords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the skeletons have perfected their moonwalk.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity), then come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed

    Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4443
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even the most seasoned soap opera writers couldn’t dream up.

    Ever wanted to escape your own crazy family drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s messy love life and your stepdad drama. Build your own virtual family and create your own storylines that make even the Kardashians jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free imaginary DNA test to determine your Minecraft lineage. Who knows, you might just find out that your blocky father is actually a Creeper in disguise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and become the hero of your own virtual family saga. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cheater’s Retreat

    Cheater’s Retreat
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6582
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Votes: 1468 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4057
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9382 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

    Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

    LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 4860
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 4023
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

    MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 5361
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Zombie Dances: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

    Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaVaxCraft

    GazaVaxCraft
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 5387
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

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  • 11YesWins

    11YesWins
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 8499
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7765 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

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