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WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	130
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1001
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	61

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

CatCraftHideout

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

CraftyMindz

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3371	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

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