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CarShame Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things pink and girly just like a teenager’s first car! Join us for a wild ride filled with pink leather seat covers, blankets, pillows, and cute charms hanging everywhere.

Just like the athlete sibling in this story, you may find yourself embarrassed by the sheer amount of pink surrounding you. But fear not, because we offer a safe space for all players to express themselves, even if it means driving around in a girly car.

And don’t worry about getting your license, because on our server, we’ll drive you to all your 5 am practices and even buy you breakfast! Just make sure to pay up if you throw out any of our precious charms and blankets – we don’t mess around when it comes to our pink decor.

So come join us on this outrageous adventure, where pink is the new black and driving in style is a must. Who needs a license when you have a Minecraft server like this? Let’s roll out in style, together!

SkinnyMomNoShame

archeological dig, back pain, body image, body positivity, Chronic pain, Communication, compliments, eating habits, Exercise, fad diets, family dynamics, fat shaming, hurtful comments, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-perception, SkinnyMomNoShame, university life, weight loss

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with weight comments from your mom while trying to enjoy a peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, join our server for a weight-free gaming zone! We promise no one will comment on your size, because let’s be real, in Minecraft everyone is the same blocky shape anyways.

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?

So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!

BlockyMemeMadness

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre websites, BlockyMemeMadness, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, Freaky, internet, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange videos, surreal, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual memes, weird

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dragons Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you’re in for a treat on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks or participate in our annual sheep beauty pageant where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

BlockyBorschtBattle

anti-ISIS, BlockyBorschtBattle, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, detention centre, extremism, extremist group, hostage crisis, hostage rescue, hostage takers, international news, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Russian forces, russian military, security forces, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Villages Defended:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26

OMG, SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RUSSIAN FORCES JUST WENT ALL RAMBO ON SOME ISIS DUDES TRYNA TAKE HOSTAGES AT A DETENTION CENTER. LIKE, TALK ABOUT INTENSE PVP ACTION, AMIRITE? JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS RUSSIAN COMMANDO TAKING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT. PLUS, WE GOT MAD LOOT AND CRAZY BUILDS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. #MINECRAFTWARZONE #RUSSIANTAKEDOWN #EPICLOOT

BlockPartyTime

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	519842	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be, like ever. like, if you wanna be special, just spend more than 1 second on this server, like seriously.

we have unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow bridges that lead to a land made of candy.

if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks and, like, a diamond sword that can turn into a pizza whenever you want.

also, the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free hugs every hour.

so, like, if you wanna be special and have the most epic time ever, join this server now!

ViralGunners: Crafting Chaos & Conspiracies

Chaos, community response, conspiracies, conspiracy theories, Covid-19 pandemic, Crafting, distrust in government, extremism, firearms, government trust, gun control, gun owners, non-gun owners, pandemic effects, political beliefs, political violence, PROTESTS, Public Safety, purchase behavior, research, social behavior, societal impact, study, ViralGunners

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are armed to the teeth with virtual guns because they bought them during a pandemic. These guys are so paranoid, they think the government is out to get them and believe in all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. But hey, that just makes the gameplay more exciting, right? Join this server if you want to be part of a community that’s ready to protest against virtual tyranny and fight for virtual freedom. It’s like a virtual revolution, man! So come on, grab your virtual gun and let’s cause some virtual chaos together!

Neverland Minecraft Server

confusion, contemplation, Despair, dissatisfaction, existential crisis, hopelessness, longing, Lost, Meaning, Minecraft, neverland, None of us, purpose, questioning life, Sadness, searching for answers, Server, unattainable, uncertainty, unfulfilled, unreachable, whats the point, will ever have this

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where you’ll never have a pet dragon or ride a unicorn? Well, fret not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle against hordes of evil llamas, and even build your own floating castle made entirely of marshmallows! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Alien Abductions:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas! Build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! Take part in epic dance parties with friendly creepers and party pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows wherever it goes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made out of delicious tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	170	Alien Abductions:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being accused of being an asshole for not showing enough interest in your friend’s wedding planning? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of bridesmaids dresses, wedding invitations, and wedding dresses in the most epic way possible!

On our server, you can build your own virtual wedding with the love of your life (or your Minecraft crush) without all the unnecessary group chat drama. Get married in a pixelated paradise surrounded by creepers and zombies, because who needs boring old real life weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding?

Forget about being labeled as a party pooper, join our server and show your friend that weddings can be fun and exciting in a whole new way. Plus, you can invite all your friends from the group chat to witness the most epic Minecraft wedding of all time. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual wedding bliss? Join now and say “I do” to a whole new level of Minecraft fun!

NoSleep4U

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Cologne, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, dry humor, Fragrances, Friend, Hypocrisy, NoSleep4U, Personal preferences, personal space, relationships, Respect, rude comment, self-confidence, Self-expression, social etiquette, unsolicited opinion

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Star Shards Collected:	138	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!