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NephewStinksNoMore

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!

We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!

Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!

ChaosCraft 1%

Anarchy, Bedlam, calamity, catastrophe, Chaos, ChaosCraft, Destruction, Disaster, DiSRuPtiON, Havoc, MAYHEM, Pandemonium, TURMOIL, upheaval

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	97	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7725	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Potions Brewed:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

PutinPartyInMexico

arrest, Arrest warrant, controversy, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international politics, mexico, Négotiation, political tension, president, putin, PutinPartyInMexico, rejection, Request, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Potions Brewed:	158
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

association, Boost, cannabis and schizophrenia, cannabis policies, controversial link, CraftyCannaLand, legalization, new study, no contribution, prescription stimulants, prior research, recreational cannabis, recreational cannabis legalization, recreational cannabis policies, research, Rising, schizophrenia, state policies, stim, stimulant distribution, Usa

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Potions Brewed:	146
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Animals Bred:	190
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	997	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchantments Applied:	225	Buildings Constructed:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dimension Hops:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?