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Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Emeralds Found:	1719
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Star Shards Collected:	253
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	1613	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ores Mined:	8349
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
New Chunks Explored:	863809	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!