Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the unexpected is always around the corner.
Picture this: a Muslim man in France decides to film himself…wait for it…pissing on a French girl in broad daylight! That’s right, folks, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down on our server.
So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “What the actual block?!” Let’s get this party started! (Disclaimer: No actual pissing allowed on the server, please and thank you.)
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the nerds have the bratty fang and the brats don’t know what hit them! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Decimal SMP is a vibrant and ever-evolving semi-vanilla Minecraft server that offers a blend of classic survival gameplay with the added excitement of community-driven events and lore. With a focus on quality-of-life improvements, it provides both new and seasoned players a welcoming environment to craft their stories, build magnificent structures, and embark on epic adventures. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or a team player, Decimal SMP promises a unique and engaging experience with every login
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuris, and Toblerones galore!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Mitsuba shows up out of nowhere and challenges you to a build-off. Are you up for the challenge? Of course you are, because on this server, anything is possible!
But wait, there’s more! Scratch Tickets, fashion items, and item codes await you at every turn. Who knew Minecraft could be so fashionable?
And don’t even get us started on the NGS Damage Calculator. It’s like having a cheat code for building the ultimate fortress.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few enemy stats, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server has a good story that will make you question reality. You’ll be on the edge of your block as you uncover the mysteries of our pixelated world.
– Combat on our server is next level. You’ll be battling creepers, zombies, and even the occasional dragon with skills you never knew you had. Get ready to show off your PvP prowess!
– Our DLCs are so amazing, they’ll make other servers jealous. From magical unicorns to flying pigs, there’s no limit to the craziness you’ll find here.
– Sales on our server are so excellent, you’ll be throwing diamonds at the screen to buy all the cool gear and gadgets. Don’t worry, we accept emeralds too.
– We have a cult following that will welcome you with open arms (and possibly sacrifice a few chickens in your honor). Join us and become part of something truly special.
– And best of all, there is absolutely zero Yoshitpiss involvement. Who is Yoshitpiss? We have no idea, but we’re pretty sure you don’t want them anywhere near your Minecraft experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall.
Voting Perks
Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command. You also get a pinata to beat up 😀
Economy
Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell, even open a gambling shop!
Cross-play
Play with your friends on any platform!
Custom Enchants
Customize your gear with a variety of non-vanilla enchants and create your own unique playstyle!
No Whitelisting
That’s right, come play any time restriction-free!
Land Claiming
Protect your creations with the all powerful Grief Defender!
Discord
An information-rich channel complete with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting!
No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the Charged Creeper server. The store offers only cosmetic and convenience items, with no gear or playable content locked behind a paywall.
Can I play with my friends on different platforms?
Yes, you can play with your friends on any platform due to cross-play functionality on the server.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server that is like a mix of spearmint and peppermint – refreshing and exciting!
Join us for epic battles with mutant zombie llamas, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of minty fresh gum! Build your dream castle out of giant peppermints and marshmallows, guarded by a fierce army of gingerbread men.
But that’s not all – every full moon, the server transforms into a candy wonderland where you can ride on flying gummy bears and mine for diamonds in a river of chocolate. And don’t forget about our weekly dance parties where everyone dresses up as their favorite minty fresh character!
So why wait? Join us for a spearmint x peppermint kind of day and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a firework show on the 4th of July? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even America is dropping military aid packages for Taiwan in response to the craziness happening here!
Join us and witness Chinese criminals conducting drills to invade our server, only to be met with epic battles and insane PvP action. Our server is so intense, even US lawmakers are talking about it!
Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the most happening Minecraft server in the world. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement right here in our virtual world? Let’s goooooo!
Join our team as a builder, developer, or moderator!
Pet System
Collect and train pets to assist you on your island adventures!
FAQ:
1. How can I join the server?
You can join by entering the server address play.theblind5.com and using port 25565.
2. Are there any rules to follow on the server?
Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the Discord server for more information.
3. How can I obtain free ranks on the server?
You can ascend through the ranks by simply playing and participating in various activities on the server.
4. Can I apply to become a staff member on the server?
Yes, we are always looking for dedicated individuals to join our team as builders, developers, or moderators. Please reach out to us on the Discord server for more information.
5. Are there any plans for future updates and additions to the server?
Yes, we are constantly working on bringing new content and features to the server to keep it exciting for our players. Stay tuned for future updates!
For more information and to join the community, please visit our Discord server.
