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Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

Afk, chimney, christmas, christmas eve, December 25th, Elves, Eve, Festive, gift giving, holiday, jolly, joyous, Magic, Merry, north pole, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, Sleigh, St. Nicholas, tradition, winter wonderland, Workshop, XMAS

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5027
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	9177
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	601
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	1216
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	144
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	143	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dragons Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!