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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1783 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
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