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ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Divine Spears Created:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Void Gems Collected:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	235	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	332	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
New Chunks Explored:	806909	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Items Found:	8540	Potions Brewed:	96
Crops Grown:	6390	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Farms Harvested:	548
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4687	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crops Grown:	2397	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ores Mined:	4214
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	977
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	6309	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse