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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4191 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.