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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8884 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
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