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NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Villages Defended:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Runes Activated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Crops Grown:	1652	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

abc.deadtime.site