Crafty Bros: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories and questionable masculinity

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5283	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines that don’t involve grappling with sweaty dudes in spandex? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve cracked the code on why BJJ is taking over the world – it’s all a psyop to turn everyone into homoerotic grappling machines! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy conspiracy theories, intense battles, and maybe even a few spandex-clad surprises along the way. Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join now and unlock your inner grappling god!

BabyCraftLand

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Emeralds Found:	6719	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimension Hops:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

alien insects, Chaos, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, general, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Hotfix, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PlayStation, PS5, PvE, Robots, Shooter, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Astral Projections Made:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

ableism, absurd request, AITAH, american sign language, asl, ASLWedding, Communication, cultural appropriation, Deaf community, dystopian reality, family, family dynamics, groundbreaking idea, INCLUSIVE, insane request, Instagram clout, intimate wedding, Minecraft, Server, silent wedding, Support, unique wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Farms Harvested:	868
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6483	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

CraftyLoveLifeFix

Apology, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveLifeFix, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, INITIATION, Intimacy, long term relationship, Marriage, Partnership, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationship, sex life, sexual frequency, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Potions Brewed:	132	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

WarCraftMinecraftSMP

aggression, battle, Combat, Conflict, death, Destruction, Military, Peace, violence, War, war is brutal, war is chaos, war is costly, war is destructive, war is evil, war is futile, war is harmful, war is hell, war is necessary, war is tragic, WarCraftMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is a battleground of epic proportions, where players fight for glory, honor, and the last slice of virtual pizza. We have factions waging wars over who has the best pet llama, and alliances forming over who can build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems, and a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to overthrow the ruling class of pigs.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the madness – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BlockyBedBloopers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for resources when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a disco ball? Yep, that actually happened on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and holding a tiny lance.

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for a whole new level of fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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