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HaniyehsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Foreign involvement, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, HaniyehsRevenge, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movement, RETALIATION, Server, short-range projectile, targeted killing, Terrorism, world news

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ores Mined:	7083	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll think you got hit by a short-range projectile like Hamas leader Haniyeh 😂 we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items! join now or risk missing out on all the chaos and mayhem! #minecraftmadness #joinusbeforeyougethitbyaprojectile 😜🔥🚀

SubmarineSlayin’ S-400Craft

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea crisis, defense strategy, eastern europe, enemy submarine, international relations, military confrontation, military intelligence, military operation, military strike, military technology, missile defense, naval warfare, S-400 air defense system, S400Craft, security measures, SubmarineSlayin, temporarily occupied Crimea, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian General Staff

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have submarines and air defense systems just like in Ukraine! Except ours are way cooler because they’re made out of blocks!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild submarine appears and starts shooting at you! But don’t worry, our S-400 air defense system will protect you and blast that submarine out of the water!

Join now for the most intense battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs Ukraine when you have our server?!

BreatheCraft: Blinkless Life

Awareness, blinking, Blinkless, BreatheCraft, Breathing, EYES, facts, health, human body, INTERESTING, Life, Longevity, LUNGS, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, physiology, respiratory system, Science, statistics, Trivia, wellness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Animals Bred:	108	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.

You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.

Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, christcucks, Christianity, criticism, cultural perceptions, cyberbullying, derogatory terms, disrespectful language, FAITH, Holycraft, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, Religion, religious extremism, religious insults, religious intolerance, Server, societal attitudes, Stereotypes, trolling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Potions Brewed:	159	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Christcucks who just can’t handle the awesomeness of our Minecraft server? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual playground for gamers who are ready to leave the Christcucks behind and embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as crazy as you are!

MarriagelessMC in Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Character development, Climax, FANTASY, Happy Ending, Hero, love interest, Manga, manga series, manga storyline, Marriage, MarriagelessMC, mc, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, relationship, resolution, romance, Saving the World, shounen manga, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	902979	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the insane stories we create together! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building massive castles, and maybe even finding true love in the virtual world (we can’t promise you’ll actually marry your Minecraft crush, but hey, anything is possible in this crazy place). Our server is filled with hilarious moments, epic quests, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that creeper). So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter, come join us and become the hero of your own Minecraft story!

DogToyDrama Minecraft Server

attached, Defensive, Destroyed, dog toy, DogToyDrama, expensive toy, favorite toy, Friend, kids will be kids, Minecraft, overreacted, Pay, Replace, ruined, Server, small dog, specific toy, TENSE, Upset, upset dog, upset owner

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mines Excavated:	3176	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a dog’s favorite toy! Join us for a wild adventure where we promise to protect your virtual pets’ belongings at all costs.

Imagine a world where your furry friends can roam freely without the fear of their toys being destroyed by mischievous little players. Our server offers a safe haven for all pets and their beloved possessions.

Don’t let your dog suffer like the poor pup in the story above. Join us now and experience a virtual paradise where every toy is cherished and every pet is pampered. Who knew Minecraft could be so paw-some?

CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

ableist, Allowed, child-free wedding, CousinCraft, disabled cousin, disruptive behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, high schooler, Hypocrite, Kids, legal adult, mature teenager, mental disabilities, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, no matter their mental age or maturity level! We don’t discriminate against anyone, even if they have the mind of an 8-year-old like your cousin. Plus, our virtual weddings are always child-free, so you won’t have to worry about any disruptions from youngins. Come join us for a fun and drama-free experience like no other!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war activist, detention, dies in custody, freedom of speech, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, hunger strike, injustice, International Outcry, Minecraft, peaceful resistance, pianist, Pianocraft, political prisoner, protest, protest movement, Russian, Server, social justice, Tragedy, tragic loss, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian pianists playing music in the background while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! we even have an anti-war activist who will protest against all the griefers and trolls in the server, fighting for justice and peace in the blocky world. but be warned, if you don’t join, you might end up like the pianist, dying in custody during a hunger strike for not being part of the most lit server in all of minecraft history! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

OceanCurrents2030s

2030s, Atlantic Ocean, climate change, climate crisis, collapse, currents, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, Gulf stream, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, North Atlantic, ocean circulation, ocean currents collapse, ocean temperatures, OceanCurrents2030s, oceanography, research, Sea Level Rise, weather patterns

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

yo listen up gamers, dis server be like dat critical system of Atlantic Ocean currents, bout to collapse in da 2030s. but don’t worry, we ain’t sinkin’ no ships, we be buildin’ em in Minecraft! join dis server for a wild ride, where da only thing collapsin’ be your expectations of what a Minecraft server can be. come sail da high seas with us and let’s build a world so epic, even Poseidon would be jelly. so grab your pickaxe and hop on board, cuz dis server be sinkin’… in fun!

DecayCraft: Burning Bodies

Bodies, body decay, body disposal, body preservation, burial, burial process, burial restrictions, Burning, corpse disposal, cremation, cremation process, cremation restrictions, DecayCraft, decomposition, decomposition prevention, decomposition process, decomposition rate, ecological impact, environmental issues, funeral practices, funeral traditions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Votes:	726
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own zombie army cuz all bodies on dis server NEVER decompose. u can have ur own pet zombie named bob who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. plus, u can have epic battles with other players’ zombie armies and see who will be the ultimate zombie master. come join da fun and chaos on dis server, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun!