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Eldoria

active community, Adventure, Community, Competitions, Contests, Economy, Eldoria, endless possibilities, Events, Friendly, Help, join us, Minecraft, Mini Games, Prizes, Skyblock, Space theme, Survival, ultimate experience, unique items, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1680
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Hello Adventurers! Are you looking for ultimate experience in Minecraft? Join our unique server with Eldoria, and discover a world full of endless possibilities!

World of Eldoria: > Lost In The Void: Try to survive in skyblock in space theme > Community: A friendly and active community thats always ready to help you.

Special Events: > Regular Events: Win rare prizes and obtain unique items. > Competitions: Demonstrate your skills in various contests and mini games.

Join us today and become part of the server of Eldoria!

213.199.52.19:45100

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

all girls, female, female friendly, female gamers, female players, female-owned, girl community, girl gamers, Girl Power, girl squad, girls only, minecraft server, Survival, Survival Games, survival server, Women, Women empowerment, women’s server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Animals Bred:	150	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

kcsk.vanillaboxmc.ru

Dotarch: The Only Place Where You Can Claim Land, Fight Mobs, and Be a Minecraft Millionaire! Version 1.20.x, Java Edition.

1.20.X, Armor Stand Editor, Claim, claim protections, custom enchantments, difficulty scaling, Dotarch, Edition, engaging staff, Fight, Free crates, gigantic main world, Head Database, java, Land, memecommands, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, Mining world, mobs, Place, PvP optional, rank system, Relics, Ride, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sit, Version

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	96	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Dotarch <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/cro-news-today/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Dotarch Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.dotarch.co

About Dotarch

Dotarch is a unique server founded to provide a place for people to come and relax away the stresses of life. Whether your focus is technical, grinding, building, content creation, or just hanging around, we’re here and excited to meet you! We’re accepting and want to have a good time, come join us!

What Dotarch Has to Offer

A gameplay-based rank system (no pay to win)
Difficulty scaling based on McMMO power level and difficulty setting, with custom enchantments to balance this
Claim protections and a gigantic main world spanning four years of play (40k by 40k)
RTP, homes, warps
Economy (/shop, chestshops, player auction house)
Mining world for all your resource needs
An additional custom world designed to offer a challenge to those willing to accept (/warp Dark)
Fun free crates and surprises along the way
Relics from the server’s past to find and collect
Tags to unlock through various achievements (/tags)
PvP optional
Head database and armor stand editor for your decorative needs (/hdb)
Engaging staff – Development live streams, staff polls, reasonable people, shenanigans
Fun extras like /sit, /ride, and the shennanigans of /memecommands

The server has been around for 4 years! The community is small, but dedicated and friendly. The world has never been fully reset, and will never be fully reset. There’s history in every block…

Come make new friends, hear the legends, make some memories, challenge yourself, and help this haven grow. Hope to see you there!

IP: play.dotarch.co | Discord: Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Dotarch been around?	Dotarch has been around for 4 years.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	PvP is optional on Dotarch.
Are there any custom worlds on Dotarch?	Yes, there is an additional custom world designed to offer a challenge to those willing to accept.
Is there an economy system on Dotarch?	Yes, Dotarch features an economy with options like /shop, chestshops, and a player auction house.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, belonging, blocky, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, Gay, Identity, Inclusivity, internet culture, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, pride, r9gay, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social media, Stereotypes, Support

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7617	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the wild and wacky Minecraft players out there!

Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s greatest question: Why are people from r9gay gay? Our server is filled with crazy theories and hilarious discussions about this mysterious phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving pigs and diamond-wearing chickens. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of his porky majesty.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Rainbow Sheep Quest, where you must journey through a land of rainbow-colored sheep and solve riddles to uncover the ultimate treasure: a block of cheese that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

>WWE – Lost In The Shuffle Minecraft SMP

aew, forgotten talent, gtwwe, LOLTNA, Lost, lost in ???, lost in the shuffle, lost in the toybox, lost in uhh, Minecraft, njpw, overlooked talent, professional wrestling, Shuffle, smp, Sports Entertainment, struggling promotions, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling promotions, wrestling storylines, wwe

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Votes:	2527

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Are you tired of getting lost in the shuffle on other servers? Well, here you’ll be lost in a whole new world of insanity!

Join us and leave AEW in the toybox where it belongs. NJPW? More like lost in…uhh, we don’t even know where they are! And don’t even get us started on LOLTNA, they’re lost in a whole other dimension!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community that’s just as wacky as you are. Who needs a map when you have this much fun?

LadyCraft Minecraft Server

annual exam, Boundaries, comfort, Doctor, female doctor, female OBGYN, gender, Gynecologist, Healthcare, insensitivity, judgment, Ladycraft, medical exam, Minecraft, pap smear, personal choice, Preference, Respect, Safety, Server, social construct, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2394	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Star Shards Collected:	221	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of feeling comfortable and safe, just like during a pap smear exam! Join us and build your own virtual OBGYN clinic where only female doctors are allowed to perform exams.

Explore the world and gather resources to create the most luxurious waiting room for your patients, complete with diamond-studded stirrups and golden speculums. Don’t worry, our virtual patients will feel right at home knowing they are in the hands of a female doctor in this gender-neutral Minecraft universe.

So come on over and join us for a pap-smear-tastic adventure like no other! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and inclusive? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

DoorlessDramaCraft

abusive behavior, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, discipline, door removal, DoorlessDramaCraft, emotional regulation, family dynamics, girl scouts, homeschooling, hormonal changes, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, parenting, puberty, punishment, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sisterly advice, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family dynamics that rival a soap opera!

Imagine a world where your little sister is turning into your mentally unstable mother, and you have to navigate through the chaos to survive. Will you be able to convince her that taking away all of your privileges and threatening to call the police is a bit extreme? Only on our server!

Witness the epic showdown between a controlling sister and her rebellious daughter, all while trying to maintain your sanity. Can you handle the drama and the madness? Join now and find out!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught reading a book and having your door removed as punishment. Will you be able to escape the clutches of your overbearing sister and find freedom in this crazy world? Only the bravest players can conquer this challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and outrageous family dynamics that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

Alternate Realities, Alternate timelines, contemplating outcomes, Curiosity, daydreaming, deep questions, endless possibilities, exploring possibilities, greatest what if, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, imagination, philosophical ponderings, pondering, Questioning, speculative fiction, speculative thinking, thought experiments, what could have been, what might have happened, WhatIfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Dimension Hops:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

What if you joined our Minecraft SMP and found out that the entire server was actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who were plotting to take over the world one block at a time? Imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue as you navigate through quests set by our feathered overlords and try to outsmart them at their own game. Join us for a clucking good time and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of the pecking order!

CraftyCampusFun

academic pressure, career preparation, Challenges, college life, CraftyCampusFun, Exams, extracurricular activities, FRIENDSHIPS, growth, higher education, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Memories, opportunities, Self Discovery, social life, stress, Struggles, student experience, success, Time management

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of the monotony of college life? Are you looking for a break from all those boring lectures and never-ending assignments? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape!

Join our server and experience a whole new world where you can build your own virtual college campus, complete with dorms, classrooms, and even a frat house where you can party all night long (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have insane mini-games like “Professor Dodgeball” where you can pelt your least favorite professor with virtual dodgeballs, and “Midterm Mayhem” where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted textbooks and magic spells.

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to the wildest college experience you’ll ever have on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until you have to study for that real midterm, of course).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Armed Forces, blockwars, civilian areas, combat operations, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organizations, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Islamic Jihad, Israeli Air Force, Middle East conflict, militant groups, military operation, Minecraft, national security, Palestinian militants, Server, targeted killings, terrorists

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the Israeli Air Force taking out Islamic Jihad commanders and Hamas terrorists hiding in civilian areas. It’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Join us for the most intense PvP action you’ll ever experience in your blocky life. Plus, we have the dankest memes and the most lit community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s blow up some virtual bad guys together!