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Wonfrom SMP

Adventure, Community, Diamond Economy, Economy, Fun, inflation, Jobs, lava, Lore, Mayors, mega island, Minecraft, No Reset, prehistoric, Pve Economy, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Treasure hunt, Vanilla, Wonfrom SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6000
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Survive on a prehistoric mega island surrounded by lava. Original map. Intricate Diamond Economy, no inflation to make fun for new and regular players. Jobs. Lore. Roleplay. Mayors. Treasure Hunt. No Reset. Or just live a simple vanilla life.

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Atoq’s Modded SMP: Where the whitelist is so exclusive, even the creepers can’t get in!

Active Staff, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, Community, content creators, creativity, CREEPERS, custom origins, Datapacks, Discord, exclusive, Fabric, java, Lore, Modded, Music, Private, server economy, smp, voice chat, Whitelist, writing mods

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Description
Community	The server has been running for 1.5 years with no world reset, welcoming community, lore, and active staff.
Mods	Origins, in-game voice chat, art drawing, music writing mods, and more small mods.
Datapacks	Members can suggest custom origins and beliefs (origin subclasses).
Extra Info	Version: 1.19.3Software: FabricPlatform: Java

Discord: https://discord.gg/yWFrxmaN6s

FAQ

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for 1.5 years with no world reset.

2. What mods are available on the server?

Mods include Origins, in-game voice chat, art drawing, music writing mods, and more small mods.

3. Can members suggest custom origins?

Yes, members can suggest custom origins as well as beliefs (origin subclasses).

4. What version of Minecraft does the server use?

The server uses version 1.19.3.

5. What software does the server use?

The server uses Fabric as its software.

6. What platform is the server on?

The server is on the Java platform.

MelonMania Minecraft Server

agriculture, backyard garden, big, cantaloupe, DELICIOUS, Farming, Fresh, Fruit, garden, glistening melons, healthy, Homegrown, honeydew, juicy, melonmania, Minecraft, organic, ripe, Server, succulent, Summer, SWEET, vine-ripened, watermelon

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their measly little melons? Well, look no further because our server is all about those big, glistening melons! Our melons are so huge, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Melon King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of melon seeds. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Melon King in a melon-eating contest, you will be granted unlimited melons for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground melon farm that is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves trained to protect the precious fruit at all costs. So come join us and experience the melon madness for yourself!

ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

admitting fault, Apologize.., Apologizing sincerely, ApologyCraft, asking for clemency, asking for forgiveness, Asking for pardon, begging forgiveness, expressing regret, Making amends, Making an apology, Making reparations, Minecraft, offering an apology, saying I’m sorry, saying sorry, Seeking absolution, seeking forgiveness, seeking reconciliation, Seeking redemption, Server, showing remorse, time to apologize

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, it’s time to apologize for your lack of skills and join our server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret potion that turns you into a Minecraft pro in just one sip! Say goodbye to embarrassing deaths and hello to epic victories!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a part of their crazy crew!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come to dance and let loose. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting a move on the dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. It’s time to apologize for ever playing on those boring, basic servers. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

CreeperCousinCareNope

aita, autism, Babysitting, Boundaries, comparison, CreeperCousinCareNope, dyslexia, family, family dynamics, Grades, Grandma, guilt tripping, hair, high metabolism, Insecurity, Manipulation, reddit, refusal, sibling rivalry, Wedding, weight

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	113
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your grandma comparing you to your picture-perfect sister? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to guilt trip you into doing things like babysitting a 1-year-old when you clearly set boundaries. Our players are dyslexic, autistic, and all-around awesome, just like you! Plus, our greasy and messy hair club is always looking for new members. So come on, join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!

Putin’s Block Party

BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, defeat Putin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, european union, Foreign Minister, game of escalation, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Invincible, nato, Party, Poland, Polish FM, Putins, Radosław Sikorski, re-learn, russia, Sikorski, West, WIN

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Love Letters Sent:	16	Potions Brewed:	98
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

yo, dis server be like dat one time when Poland was all like “Russia ain’t invincible, we can still take down Putin, ya know?” and then they were all talkin’ bout how the West gotta step up their game and learn how to win da game of escalation, like it’s some kinda Minecraft battle or somethin’! so if you wanna join a server dat’s as epic and intense as dis political showdown, den come join us and show Putin who’s boss in da virtual world! we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and a community dat’s ready to take on any challenge, just like Poland takin’ on Russia! so come on, join us and let’s show da world dat we ain’t afraid of a little competition!

GraveyardRivals

Business, Competition, competitors, death, funeral arrangements, funeral director business, funeral director competition, funeral director industry, funeral director services, funeral directors, funeral homes, funeral industry, funeral industry challenges, funeral planning, funeral services, GraveyardRivals, local competition, local services, small business competition, Small Businesses, small-time

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	8339
New Chunks Explored:	574329	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

join our epic minecraft server where small-time funeral directors are forced to give their competitors business when they die! it’s a cutthroat world out there, but on our server, you can build your own funeral home empire and take out the competition in hilarious ways.

imagine luring your rival into a pit of creepers or setting up elaborate traps to sabotage their funeral processions. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the funeral industry is the ultimate battleground.

so come on down and join us for some coffin-dodging fun! who knew death could be so entertaining?

BirdFluMilkVirusCraft

Animals, biosecurity measures, bird flu, BirdFluMilkVirusCraft, commercial milking equipment, dairy industry, disease control, Food Safety, H5N1 virus, infection, infectious diseases, metal components, potential infection, public health, rubber components, Stability, study, transmission risk, unpasteurized milk, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Votes:	5721
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, we have the cure for bird flu in unpasteurized milk. Yeah, you heard me right. Our milking equipment is so high tech that it can, like, totally kill the virus in just one hour. So, like, come join us and drink all the milk you want without worrying about getting sick. Plus, our cows are, like, super friendly and will totally give you free hugs. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us now and save the world, one glass of milk at a time!

SavageMc

1.20 Vanilla Combat System, auction houses, Crates, Custom Items, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minecraft, Monthly Store Credits Giveaway, pvp arena, Rtp, SavageMc, SavageMC community, Server Shop, tags, token shop, Winnable Rank Vouchers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	163
Mines Excavated:	3941	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

SavageMc (CRACKED) Welcome to SavageMC, where the Lifesteal gamemode amps up your Minecraft adventures! Our server is packed with exciting features to keep you hooked. Need some essentials? Check out our Server Shop. Feeling adventurous? Use the RTP (Random Teleport) to explore new, undiscovered lands. Earn exclusive ranks with Winnable Rank Vouchers and score unique rewards by participating in our events.

Here, every mob you take down adds to your wealth, making your battles even more rewarding. Don’t miss our Monthly Store Credits Giveaway for a chance to snag some awesome prizes. Craft and discover Custom Items to spice up your gameplay, and enjoy the familiar thrill of the 1.20 Vanilla Combat System for epic PvP battles.

Got something to sell or looking for a deal? Head to our Auction Houses. Unlock special Crates for a chance at rare goodies. Enhance your herbalism skills with McMMO and spend your hard-earned tokens in our Token Shop. Show off your unique style with custom Tags and test your skills in our action-packed PvP Arena. Join us at SavageMC and dive into a Lifesteal experience like no other – packed with features, fun, and a fantastic community!

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Midcraft: Where you can semi-vanish into vanilla, just watch out for the invisible creepers in 1.21!

Active players, building, Community, CREEPERS, Custom, Event, Expanding, Exploration, Explore, Features, INVISIBLE, Ip:, Lore, lore building, Midcraft, multiplayer, semi anarchy, semivanish, Small, Start, sticking around, Summer event, Survival, Vanilla, watch, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ores Mined:	5292
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Midcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Midcraft
Server Type	Survival multiplayer
Custom Features	Added features to make the world more interesting
Community Size	Small but expanding
Server IP	midcraft.net

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What type of server is Midcraft?

A: Midcraft is a survival multiplayer server based on vanilla gameplay with custom added features.

Q: Is there a community on Midcraft?

A: Yes, Midcraft has a small but ever-expanding community of players.

Q: Are there any ongoing events on Midcraft?

A: Yes, there is a summer event currently happening on Midcraft.

Q: How can I join Midcraft?

A: You can join Midcraft by using the server IP: midcraft.net