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ImaiAsamiFanClub Minecraft Server

Anime, anime industry, anime roles, early 2010s, Imai Asami, ImaiAsamiFanClub, Japanese actress, japanese animation, Japanese entertainment industry, Japanese voice actress, Kurisu, Kurisu Makise, Minecraft, mobile games, popular voice actress, Server, Steins;Gate, voice acting, voice actress, voice artist, voice talent, voice work, voiceover

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Remember Imai Asami? Yeah, she’s been busy… playing on our epic Minecraft server! She got so addicted to building pixelated castles and battling creepers that she forgot all about voice acting. Join our server and you might just run into her, mining for diamonds and slaying dragons like a pro.

But beware, there are rumors that she’s actually a secret Minecraft master, with skills so legendary that Notch himself bows down to her. Some say she can mine a whole mountain in seconds and build a castle taller than the Eiffel Tower in a blink of an eye. Will you be able to keep up with her on our server?

So come on, join us and witness the epic adventures of Imai Asami in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become her apprentice and learn the ways of the blocky universe. Just remember, diamonds are forever… but so is the fun on our server!

The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP

Brit, China, hive, Honey Trap, long tail tags, Mind, Minecraft, russia, Sharehouse, smp, Usa

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	6586
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	143	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us as we embark on a journey from China to Russia to Brit and finally to the good ol’ USA. Why, you ask? Because we have secret quests hidden in each country that will lead you to the ultimate treasure – a block of cheese made of pure diamond!

But beware, along the way you’ll encounter mobs like Putin’s pet bear, the Queen’s corgis, and even a bald eagle that shoots fireworks out of its beak. Can you survive the chaos and claim the cheese diamond for yourself? Join us and find out!

NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	67
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedSquareRaiders

[1945, breach of borders, breach of sovereignty, diplomatic crisis, foreign military, historical event, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, national security, political turmoil, RedSquareRaiders, Russian soil, security breach, Stunned, territorial violation, unexpected event

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

WarcraftESP

active community, auction house, constant updates, Dungeons, Envoys, Factions, Friendly Support, Koth, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, WarcraftESP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	1189
Zombie Dances:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2931
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8562

Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

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FrCraft Minecraft Server

des, des fr, fr, FrCraft, ICI, Minecraft, Server, Y’a des, Y’a des fr ici, ya

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	8193
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

broken toothbrush, button not working, dental equipment, dental hygiene, electric toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, electric toothbrush woes, fucked toothbrush, long wait for toothbrush, malfunctioning toothbrush, Minecraft, oral care, oral health, smp, toothbrush issues, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush malfunction, toothbrush problems, toothbrush repair, toothbrush technology, toothbrush troubleshooting, toothbrush woes, ToothbrushTroubles

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Towns Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!