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SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VapeCraftersMC

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, covid safety, customer behavior, dining out, fast food, indoor dining, Manners, Outdoor Dining, personal space, public spaces, Respect, restaurant behavior, restaurant etiquette, social norms, Tex-Mex, vape etiquette, VapeCraftersMC, Vaping

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Love Letters Sent:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a lady vaping in a tex mex restaurant? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most unexpected encounters.

Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.

LyricFeels Minecraft SMP

deep lyrics, emotional impact, heart-wrenching lyrics, impactful songs, LyricFeels, lyrics that bring me to tears, lyrics that evoke emotion, lyrics that hit close to home, lyrics that make me feel, lyrics that make me think, lyrics that resonate, lyrics that speak to me, lyrics that stay with me, lyrics that tug at my heartstrings, meaningful lyrics, Minecraft, moving lyrics, Music, Powerful lyrics, smp, song lyrics, soulful lyrics, touching lyrics

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas or building a giant statue of a potato.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics and outrageous builds. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCash: Silly Spends

buyer’s remorse, CraftyCash, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, foolish expenditures, frivolous expenses, frivolous purchases, impulse buys, impulsive buys, money down the drain, money wasted, regretful purchases, ridiculous purchases, silly, silly buys, silly expenses, silly investments, silly purchases, silly shopping, silly splurges, SPENDS, unnecessary spending, Wasteful Spending

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ores Mined:	4308
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9190	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

WarCraft Server: Defend Ukraine!

DEFEND, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense expansion, defense industry, defense investments., defense market, defense partnerships, defense procurement, defense resources, defense sector, defense strategy, defense technology, European defense companies, global defense., international conflict, Military operations, military presence, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine operations, US defense companies, war in Ukraine, Warcraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where US and European defense companies are setting up shop in Ukraine cuz why not?! We got tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with!

Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the chaos of war while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Who needs peace when you can have this much excitement?!

So come on, join the madness and show off your building and fighting skills in the most intense Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world!

RedstoneRevolution

ai, Artificial Intelligence, China, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Disinformation, election security, foreign interference, global politics, influence, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, Report, russia, Technology, US Election

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, iran, and china are all fighting to influence the outcome of the US election using AI!! watch as they build massive redstone contraptions and unleash mobs of political propaganda on unsuspecting players. join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next president of minecraftia! but beware, the creeper party is always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your chances of winning. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane election campaign ever seen in the world of blocks and pixels!

BlockyGenderBenders: Mine for Acceptance

acceptance, Aligns, BlockyGenderBenders, findings, gender-diverse, general population, health service use, higher rates, higher risk, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental disorders, mental health, mental health issues, mental health services, mental health-related, Rates, STUDIES, SUICIDE, Transgender, transgender community, transgender people

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	105	Chimeras Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a magical rainbow land where all da transgender and gender-diverse peeps can come together and be their fabulous selves! we got unicorns and glitter everywhere, it’s like a party in ur pants! plus, studies show dat being in a supportive community like dis can help reduce da risk of mental health issues and suicide. so come on over and let’s build some rainbows together! 🌈🦄 #FabulousMinecraftServer

Bleach Cour 3 Minecraft Server

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Community, anime opening, anticipation, Bleach, bleach cour 3, Bleach Fans, countdown, COUR, EXCITEMENT, Full Opening, hype, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, new season, release date, Server, shonen jump, Soul Society

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	360
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! With only 1 day left until the grand opening, the hype is real!

Join us tomorrow for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t believe us? Check out our preview video where you can see a llama riding a roller coaster while juggling diamonds – it’s wild!

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a maze filled with zombie clowns, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newcomers to a dance-off.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join us tomorrow and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you there!

The Flipping SMP – Minecraft SMP

Flip, flipping, flips, flips locks, flips onto, flips to, her.., Locks, locks on, locks onto, Minecraft, next, next target, on, on to, on to her, onto, smp, Target, to, to her, to her next

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face off against a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a redstone factory. Our server is filled with wild adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, where the only rule is that there are no rules, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

PetPanicCraft

Animals, axolotls, breeding, bunnies, Cats, Dogs, Food, Free Time, guinea pigs, hamsters, Mice, Mother, neglect, PetPanicCraft, Pets, refusing to help, RESPONSIBILITY, small house, SNAKE, Stable, Water

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2912	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!