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Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

ack, Minecraft, #FREAKING STINK, CRAFTIN, Side

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

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Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

MAYHEM, insult, kill, anger, stuck up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

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Welcome to The Cursed Doomlands, where the only mod is dealing with our chaotic players.

Farmersdelight, Medieval, Modded, FANTASY, Origins

Doomlands Server Overview

Server Status 24/7 with hourly restarts

RAM 6 Gb

Modpack Version 1.19.2

Discord Members 90+

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, head to our Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

Q: What is the modpack focused on?

A: The modpack is centered around exploration, base building, farming, and expands upon base-game Minecraft gameplay.

Q: Are there any rules regarding PvP?

A: PVP is allowed, but griefing is not. Builds can be protected using FTB chunks.

Q: What is the age range of the playerbase?

A: Most players are ages 14-25, with a welcoming atmosphere for all ages.

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Pixel Saiyan Minecraft Server

pride, Saiyan, Super Saiyan Blue, Defeat, Vegeta

Are you tired of being the weakest link in your Minecraft server? Well, come join us where even Jiren, the strongest fighter in the universe, got his butt kicked and humiliated! Our players are so skilled, they make Jiren look like a noob with a wooden sword. Join now and show off your epic skills in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. Who needs Ultra Instinct when you have our crazy community of Minecraft warriors? Join now and show Jiren who’s boss!

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BrainyRemoteMinecraftSMP

brain activity, brain function, Sleep, BrainyRemoteMinecraftSMP, brain manipulation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about the joy of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your diamond armor? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living on the edge with us? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our Minecraft SMP!

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CraftyTinderMCServ

CraftyTinderMCServ, reaching out, family account, misogynistic, phone number

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s Tinder ban story? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like my friend trying to get back on Tinder after being banned. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft just like he’s trying to find love on the internet.

With crazy stories like this, you won’t be bored on our server. Plus, if you’ve ever been banned from a server before, you’ll fit right in with us. Join now and let the madness begin!

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NoKidzAllowedMC

personal values, Communication, family, family harmony, discipline

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft time? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero unsolicited parenting advice! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a land of blocky fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister judging your time-out techniques or your parents telling you to just let it go. Build your dream world without the drama, and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, join us and leave the family feuds behind. Who needs family harmony when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!

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TaxMoney4MinecraftSMP

cultural institutions, poverty alleviation, law enforcement, Environmental Protection, Infrastructure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that terrorize the land, participate in intense llama racing competitions where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning, and even embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny that grants unlimited potatoes for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft, where you can show off your best moves and compete for the title of Dance King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” challenge, where creativity knows no bounds (literally)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious, and downright absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft? Come join us now and let the madness begin!

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BlockBustersGuild

healthcare workers, Educators, artists, Engineers, Legal professionals

Are you tired of being disrespected for your hard work in Minecraft? Join our server where we give mad props to all professions, even the lowly dirt diggers! We once had a dirt digger who dug so deep, they unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad villagers who threw emerald parties every night. So come join us and show off your profession with pride – whether you’re a farmer, builder, or even a chicken wrangler! You’ll be treated like royalty, or at least like a diamond-clad villager.

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MaduroCraft: Air Force One Down!

united states, Maduro regime, travel ban, Seizure, south america

come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the US government wants in on the action! they seized Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro’s plane just to try and find our secret base, but we’re too sneaky for them! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the FBI! don’t miss out on the most wild and wacky server around!

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