Bitch MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

toxic masculinity, sexism, victim blaming, gender, street harassment

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

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Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Server, blocky, Minecraft, Bitch

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.

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Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server

Admire, DELIGHT, appreciate, Fancy, bask in

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to breakdance like a pro too. Plus, our pigs can fly. No, seriously. They sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You’ll be dancing to the beat of their funky tunes until the sun comes up. And don’t even get me started on our pet wolves. They have a secret talent for singing opera. It’s truly a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet that legendary breakdancing chicken.

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Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

Hero, fucked, Choice, dick, Bitch

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

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NiggaCraft: Germanic Bitch

getting germanic, Slang, Language, dialect, vernacular

Yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, it’s like we’re throwing a Germanic party up in here! We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re trading diamonds for dirt blocks like it’s the new currency. So if you wanna join the craziest, most Germanic Minecraft server out there, come on over and let’s get this party started!

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Jungle Bitchcraft: Where LOLs and Creepers Collide

fierce woman, Wild, lols, fierce, Powerful

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the jungle is our playground and the creepers are our besties! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime, filled with banana-loving zombies, sassy parrots, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Diamond Unicorn, whose magical horn can grant wishes and turn any block into a sparkly rainbow explosion.

So come on down to our jungle paradise and join the fun! Just watch out for the sneaky ocelots and the mischievous pandas, because you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s a jungle worth exploring!

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Creepers and LOLs: Degrade This Bitch

Revenge, danger, threat, violence, Posting

Welcome to the most savage Minecraft server in existence! We don’t mess around here – if you’re not ready to throw down and dominate, then you might as well log off now.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground fight club where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we host every weekend – rumor has it that the loot is so epic, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt.

But that’s not all – we also have a twisted sense of humor and love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, we convinced a newbie that creepers were actually friendly creatures that just wanted a hug. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not for the faint of heart, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then come join us. Just remember, if you cross us, we won’t hesitate to degrade you in ways you never thought possible. Happy mining!

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DerpCraft: Where the based meet the absurd in Minecraft madness!

Meet, submissive, Domination, japanese, congratulations

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where players bow down to Roxanne like she’s the queen of the server (which she totally is, by the way).

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated match and suddenly Meiko comes out of nowhere to congratulate you like a total submissive. It’s like a scene straight out of a crazy Japanese drama, but in Minecraft form.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next player to rule over all with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer). Let the chaos begin!

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Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Nonsensical, SENSELESS, frustrating, Bitch

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

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PixelPatriots – Where Creeper Diplomacy is Key!

Surrender, creeper, key, kinks, Countryplay

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Nationplay/Countryplay to a whole new level! Join us for the Imperial Victory Edition, where you can unleash your inner patriot or traitor, conquer lands, surrender with style, and indulge in all your favorite stereotypes about nations and countries.

We welcome all kinks and themes about nations, so whether you’re into flag apparel or just want to roleplay as the United Nations, we’ve got you covered. But remember, flags are limited to countries and groups of countries only – sorry, no pirate flags allowed!

And don’t worry, we have strict rules about r*ceplay – it’s only acceptable in the context of the countries involved. So leave your inappropriate tattoos and symbols at the door, folks.

If you see content involving a country you don’t like, just ignore it and post content you do like. No need to be a crybaby about it – this is a place for fun and games, after all!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the world of nations and countries. Who knows, you might even become the supreme ruler of your own virtual empire!

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