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AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound

AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease model, Alzheimer’s treatment, BOOSTING, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, cognition, cognitive decline, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, COMPOUND, Memory, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory restoration, neurodegenerative disease, Neurological Research, neurology, oscillations, therapeutic small molecule

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3419	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got this new compound that flips memory back on in alzheimer’s cases! yea u heard right, we got small molecules that make u remember where u put ur diamonds in the game! our mice in the game are like super smart now cuz of this compound, they can do backflips and remember where all the hidden chests are! join us and become a memory master in minecraft, forget about forgetting, join now!

GrimCraft Minecraft Server

Dead, DEPRESSING, Disappointment, Gaming, grim, GrimCraft, Halo, Halo (series), Halo community, Halo fans, halo franchise, Halo matchmaking, halo multiplayer, Halo multiplayer experience, Infinite, match, mcc, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, online gaming, redownloading, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Are you tired of waiting for a Halo match that never comes? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun that will make you forget all about the Halo multiplayer drought. Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his armor to join in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

Anon, beloved movies, changed my life, don’t kill yourself, emotional impact, Impactful, Inspirational, life changing, LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP, love, mental health, Movie, Moving, must watch, personal growth, Powerful, Self Discovery, self improvement, Therapy, transformation, Zero day

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	437919

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

boyfriends, broken up, Communication, Court, custody, custody time, Dads, dance showcases, DATING, Dinners, emasculated, family dinners, family outings, family unit, judge, Kids, mom’s boyfriend, parenting, rejection, relationships, Siblings, two daddies, younger kids

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.

MythBustCraft

Awareness, Beliefs, Clarity, critical thinking, culture, Debunking, education, facts, ignorance, knowledge, learning, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, MythBustCraft, Perception, Reality, society, Stereotypes, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and misconceptions? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and discover the truth behind the myth that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies who explode with love.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also learn the shocking truth about why pigs can fly (spoiler alert: they’re actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon). And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks created by evil villagers to control the economy of the Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and uncover the wild and wacky secrets of the Minecraft universe, then come join us on our server. Who knows what other insane truths you’ll discover along the way!

RussianTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, accessibility, banned website, blocked, digital divide, digital rights, freedom of information, geo-restriction, government control, information control, internet censorship, Internet freedom, media regulation, Minecraft, online censorship, online content, online platform, restricted access, restricted content, russia, RussianTube, Server, video streaming

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Towns Built:	4

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.

we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.

plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.

UkraineCraft: Taking Over Russia

annexation, border, Conflict, control, Crimea, Dispute, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Map, Military, occupation, Politics, power struggle, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Square Miles, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got a russia map dat shows over 130 square miles now under ukraine’s control!! u can be a spy and sneak around tryna take back da land for russia or ukraine or just build a giant potato fortress in da middle of it all!!

we got crazy pvp battles where u can ride polar bears into battle and throw vodka potions at ur enemies!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, but watch out for da creepers disguised as putin!!

so come join da fun and chaos on dis server where anything can happen, even a dance-off between stalin and lenin!! it’s gonna be a blast, comrade!!

DiamondDamsels Minecraft Server

Blackmail, consent, control, DiamondDamsels, DOMINANCE, double standards, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, patriarchy, power, relationships, Server, sex, social conditioning, Stereotypes, Submission, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	New Chunks Explored:	584219
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	189
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mines Excavated:	1314

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only power a player has over you is their ability to build epic structures and mine rare resources. Forget about being blackmailed with sex, here you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and fighting off creepers to worry about anyone trying to control you with anything other than their impressive redstone contraptions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure or encounter a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding TNT traps.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be controlled by is your insatiable desire to mine, build, and conquer. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

EduShonenCraft SMP

Educational, educational comics, educational content, educational entertainment, educational genre, educational graphic novels, educational literature, educational manga, educational material, educational media, educational reading, educational series, educational shonen manga, educational storytelling, educational themes, educational value, EduShonenCraft, learning through manga, Manga, shonen manga, smp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Items Found:	7784
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old school lessons and textbooks? Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate educational experience! We teach you everything from math to science to history, all while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who needs a boring old shonen manga when you can learn and have fun at the same time in our server? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a math genius who can help you with your homework. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your brain power while having a blast in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

best friend wedding, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid expenses, CraftyFriendz, Minecraft, Server, wedding attire, wedding budget, Wedding celebration, wedding ceremony, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding expenses breakdown, wedding gifts, wedding guests, wedding party, wedding party duties, wedding party expectations, wedding party expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8805
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your best friend’s weddings in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and never worry about breaking the bank again!

Our server is like a virtual Jersey, where you can hang out with your best Minecraft buddies and have a blast. We have a female friend group of 5, all best friends, just like in real life! And guess what? You can be one of the 4 bridesmaids in our virtual weddings!

But here’s the best part – the only thing you need to buy is your own Minecraft skin! No need to spend €1000+ on dresses, hen dos, stay overs, wedding presents, and post-wedding parties. Save that money for some epic loot in the game!

So come join us and let’s have a Minecraft wedding party like no other. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? Trust us, it’s worth every block!