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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1069
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	310

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	9162
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	6858
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Votes:	6029	Void Gems Collected:	27

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Enchantments Applied:	278
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!