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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3758 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it. we got pigs flying, literally. and the cows have, like, laser eyes that shoot out diamonds. it’s wild, i tell ya.
if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, collecting all the rarest items in the game. plus, our community is, like, super chill and friendly. we all just hang out and have a good time, no drama or anything.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s true. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.
so, come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.
