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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3520 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 160 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
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