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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8081 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Back in 2015, our son Alex was causing chaos left and right until we brought in Mike, the magical babysitter who turned Alex into a model student in just two weeks. Camp directors thought Alex was on medication because he was suddenly so well-behaved.
Fast forward 10 years, and Mike is still with us, watching over our kids and working a full-time job. He’s practically family at this point, and he’s not afraid to have a little fun with the kids.
So if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Mike’s skateboarding videos, join us now! Just don’t be surprised if your kids come back from a gaming session with a newfound love for cardboard box crashes. Trust us, it’s all in good fun!