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Cactus Harmony

– Vanilla SMP – Plugins – Citizens – DailyRewards – Essentials – HavenBags – KeepInventoryShop – Lootin – MineableSpawners – MobBundle – Parkour – QuickShop – Minecraft server, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Runes Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Cactus Harmony SMP is a Vanilla SMP Server with only a few Plugins as we try to keep the experience as close to Vanilla as possible! Here’s a list of our Current Plugins : -Citizens -DailyRewards -Essentials -HavenBags -KeepInventoryShop -Lootin -MineableSpawners -MobBundle (spawners only) -Parkour -QuickShop

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Freqcraft

action, Adventure, Cracked, Grinding and Challenges, Hardcore, Hardcore Lives, minecraft server, NPCs and Trade, Official teams, PvP, PvP Survival, Raiding, Roleplay, server map, Survival, survival skills

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Towns Built:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	9176	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where survival is a real challenge and adventure awaits you at every turn. Here are some important features that make our server unique:

Hardcore Lives: Enter our world where survival is not easy. You only have 5 lives in total and if they disappear, you will be permanently banned. But don’t worry, you can buy extra lives for money and restore your ability to continue the adventure.

Official teams: As in Estonian GTA RP servers, we also have official teams that compete and appropriate resources. Embezzlement will give you valuable lives that will make you a desirable player on our server.

Server Map: Visit map.freqcraft.com and discover a large map showing the various villages and official team areas. It helps you plan your next adventures and explore the world.

NPCs and Trade: Don’t expect to buy things from /shop, because on our server you have to interact with NPCs to buy or sell goods. NPCs can be found in marked villages on the map, and interacting with them is the key to successful trade and equipment acquisition.

Grinding and Challenges: Get ready for a long and intense gaming experience, because our server is truly for grinding. Diamonds cannot be simply mined, but must be purchased from NPCs, which makes the process of obtaining wealth and equipment excitingly challenging.

Join our adventure and show your survival skills on our hardcore Minecraft server!

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melonanarchy

Anarchy, anarchy servers, Anarchyserver, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Cheating, Community, Cozy, gaming experience, Griefing, Inclusivity, INTIMATE, melonanarchy, Minecraft, MODERN, newcomers, outdated versions, Server, Small, Spawn, Survival, unmoderated environment, unpopular, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Minecraft anarchy servers often suffer from outdated Minecraft versions and a challenging environment for newcomers due to rampant griefing and cheating, particularly around spawn areas. melonanarchy seeks to address these issues by establishing a well-designed spawn with a radius of approximately 50 blocks. This ensures that players cannot easily grief the spawn or accidentally fall into endless voids created by cheaters, providing a more welcoming experience for new players.

Although melonanarchy does not prohibit cheating and maintains a mostly unmoderated environment, its primary goal is to foster enjoyment, inclusivity, and a cozy, welcoming community. By allowing players to connect using modern Minecraft versions and remaining relatively small and unpopular, the server aims to create a more intimate and friendly gaming experience for its members.

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Glimmer Shores: Where even the creepers wear sunscreen! 1.20.4 Java Survival Server!

1.20.4, Adventure, building, Community, creations, creativity, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Exploration, Features, Glimmer, imagination, java, java edition, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Server, server news, Shops, Shores, smp, sunscreen, Survival, trade system, Updates, wear

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Glimmer Shores Minecraft Server

Glimmer Shores is a Survival Server currently on version 1.20.4 Java Edition! At Glimmer Shores, we’re more than just a server; we’re a vibrant community dedicated to ensuring a safe, welcoming space for everyone to explore, build, and connect. Our commitment extends to maintaining the server with the latest Minecraft updates and features, and ensuring an ever-evolving playground for your imagination. Our dedicated Discord community is the heart of Glimmer Shores. Here, you can meet like-minded players, showcase your creations, and stay in the loop with server news and exclusive events. It’s a place to share, learn, and grow with others who share your passion for Minecraft. Ready to elevate your Minecraft experience? Join us at Glimmer Shores today! Adventure awaits!

Server Info

Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Survival

Features

McMMO
Lands
Shops
Trade System

Community

Join our Discord community here

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I play on a different version of Minecraft?

Unfortunately, the server is currently on version 1.20.4 Java Edition, so you will need to update your game to join.

2. Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules in the Discord community.

3. How can I get more information about the server events?

You can stay updated on server events and news by joining our Discord community and following the announcements channel.

Pixelated Pervs & Picasso: Minecraft Madness

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forced Sex, Forge, guides, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, madness, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, Picasso, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD Goldmine, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8299	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Forced Sex Edition where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Looking for a wild adventure? Look no further than our server where you can merge blocks, control nets, and even indulge in some fetish content (we won’t judge, we might even join in).

But wait, there’s more! Want to train your LoRa skills or delve into some OP pasta? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about our SD Goldmine where you can strike it rich with all the degen goodness your heart desires.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy ride filled with models, embeddings, characters, and more. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter on this server – but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

PolandCraft: Where Sheep Wear Lederhosen and Creepers Eat Pierogi

CREEPERS, culture, Democracy, Development, eastern europe, Eat, Economy, european union, european values, Europeanization, Globalization, Identity, integration, lederhosen, Modernization, pierogi, Poland, PolandCraft, Politics, progress, Sheep, society, tradition, transformation, VALUES, wear, westernising

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Poland is westernising just to keep up with us! Join us for a crazy adventure where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on and join the madness, because why settle for normal when you can have outrageousness!

StolenSMP

Assistance, concerns, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Experience, Fun, Issues, Keys, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Purchase, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Safety, Sandbox, Server, Staff, Store, Support, Survival, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	757	Potions Brewed:	99
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

If you have any questions regarding our server, information on how we keep our players safe, or any other concerns then please contact the server’s staff who will be happy to assist you!

Help and Support

If you’re having issues with one of your purchases and need help, feel free to speak to one of our staff members on our Discord server and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible.

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Getting through Complexity SMP is harder than understanding taxes

Active, Adventure, AMBITION, Community, complexity, creativity, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Harder, Horizons, innovation, integrated, Journey, late game, Modded, Mods, power spikes, quality of life, smp, tailored, TAXES, tight-knit, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2724
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Server Name	Complexity SMP
Server Age	2 1/2 months
Community	Tight-knit and adventurous
Features	Exploration, quality of life mods, economy, Discord chat integration

FAQ

1. How do I join the Complexity SMP server?

You can join by downloading the modpack and connecting to the server IP provided.

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the community!

3. Is there a Discord server for Complexity SMP?

Yes, we have an active Discord community with useful features for players. You can join us using the provided link.

4. What makes Complexity SMP different from other Minecraft servers?

Complexity SMP focuses on exploration, innovation, and a tight-knit community. The modpack is tailored to the server to enhance gameplay experience.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please read the server rules and guidelines provided in the Discord server to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

6. Can I suggest mods or features to be added to the server?

We welcome suggestions from players to enhance the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in the Discord server.

KingMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, challenge, Community, Competition, creativity, discovery, Diversity, Economy, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, friendship, Fun, innovation, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mining, PvP, Relaxation, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Hypixel	KingMC
Pros:	Pros:
One of the largest Minecraft servers with a huge player base Offers a wide variety of game modes including minigames, PVP, and more Regular updates and events to keep players engaged Professional moderation and anti-cheat systems	Offers both SMP and PVP game modes for different player preferences Updated to the most recent version 1.20+, ensuring new content and features Community-focused server with a friendly player base Unique server store for additional in-game items
Cons:	Cons:
Can be overwhelming for new players due to the vast number of game modes Some game modes may have long queue times Occasional server lag during peak times	Smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel Limited game modes available Potential for less frequent updates and events

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How many players does each server support?

Hypixel: Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers and can support thousands of players simultaneously.

KingMC: KingMC has a smaller player base compared to Hypixel, but can still support a decent number of players at once.

2. What kind of game modes are available on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including minigames, PVP, and more.

KingMC: KingMC offers both SMP and PVP game modes for players to choose from.

3. How often are updates and events on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel regularly updates its server and hosts events to keep players engaged.

KingMC: KingMC is updated to the most recent version 1.20+ and has a community-focused approach with a friendly player base.

4. Are there any in-game purchases on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel has in-game purchases available for cosmetic items and other perks.

KingMC: KingMC has a server store where players can purchase additional in-game items.

5. Which server would be better for a new player?

It ultimately depends on the player’s preferences, but Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to the vast number of game modes available. KingMC offers a more focused experience with SMP and PVP game modes.

VikingCraft: Raiding and Trading with ‘The Euro Natives’

Ancestry, Colonization, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, customs, EURO, Europe, European colonization, european history, folklore, heritage preservation, History, Identity, indigenous cultures, indigenous people, land rights, Migration, Native American tribes, native americans, Natives, Raiding, Trading, Traditions, Tribes, VikingCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	6913	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1839
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious server you’ll ever come across! Welcome to the land of the “native Americans of Europe” – where Vikings ride llamas into battle and build longhouses out of diamond blocks.

Join us on this wild adventure as we reenact historical events with a hilarious twist. Ever wanted to see Julius Caesar get taken down by a group of rowdy Celts armed with nothing but wooden swords? Or watch as Joan of Arc leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? Well, now you can on our one-of-a-kind server.

But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like “Potato Sack Races” and “Sheep Wrestling” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Leprechaun Hunt” event where players can search for hidden pots of gold while dodging mischievous leprechauns throwing exploding clovers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience and become a part of the wackiest history lesson you’ll ever learn!