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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2735 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 150 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.