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ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Love Letters Sent:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

Worth the Hype? Nah, Just Join Our Minecraft Server!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone or with boring randoms? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items, battle mythical creatures, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. And don’t worry about not having any friends because our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCat’s LOLtastic Endwalker Adventure Server – Join the Fun Today!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early?

🔥 Don’t miss out on our Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Battle epic monsters and collect rare loot from the world of Final Fantasy!

🌍 Travel between different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Visit exotic lands and meet new friends from all over the world!

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards!

💰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Check out our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6 and find everything you need to succeed in the world of Minecraft!

🎉 Join us for our meetups, including movie nights and epic dungeon runs! Meet new friends and conquer challenges together in a fun and friendly environment!

🤣 Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other! Who knows what insane adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Mayhem: Tranny Voice Edition – Where Shit Gets Real!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Votes:	2363
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4041
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese! Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! And not just any cheese, but cheese that gives you special powers like flying and shooting laser beams out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join our server and help the chickens in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and save the world from being ruled by our feathered overlords.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player on our server gets their own pet dragon that they can ride into battle against giant mutant spiders that roam the land. And did I mention that our server has a built-in time machine that lets you travel to different dimensions and explore parallel universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

KittyKatCraft: The Ultimate Battle Royale Adventure

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Votes:	8507	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352, where the first 24 tributes are hand-picked by the goddess herself. Want to be one of the chosen ones? Just ask nicely and maybe she’ll consider it!

But that’s not all – every Saturday night, we host a fancy dinner party in the virtual world. And let me tell you, the food is out of this world. We’re talking Minecraft steak, golden apples, and even enchanted cake. Just make sure to follow the restaurant dress code – diamond armor only, no exceptions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the games begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate champion and earn the title of Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352 victor. See you in the virtual world, tributes!

Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Love Letters Sent:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further than /faces of int/! This server is like a virtual plastic surgery clinic for your Minecraft character – you can change your face as often as you change your underwear (hopefully more often though, hygiene is important).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Faceless Bandit, a mysterious figure who roams the land stealing faces from unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them and steal their face instead?

Join us on /faces of int/ for a face-swapping, face-stealing, face-melting good time! Just make sure to bring some extra faces with you, you never know when you might need a quick change.

Crafty Woke Gamers

#go woke, #make a morbillion dollarydoos, #win every award under the sun, achievement, AMBITION, Awards, bros, brotherhood, Business, Crafty, dreams, Entrepreneurship, Gamers, goals, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, motivation, recognition, success, wealth, winning, Woke

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	1201
Magic Items Found:	3001	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Votes:	2588
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!