once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. they ate so much cake that they turned into a cake themselves. now they roam the server, spreading frosting and sprinkles wherever they go.
if u join our server, u might stumble upon a talking tree who gives u quests to find the rarest items in the game. but be warned, the tree has a bad sense of direction and might send u on a wild goose chase.
so come join us and see what adventures await u in our magical minecraft world. remember, it doesn’t matter if a glass is half full or half empty, it matters what’s in it. and in our server, that glass is filled with pure chaos and fun.
we have faster internet than you can shake a pickaxe at, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any lag.
our players are so rich, they build diamond houses and ride around on golden horses. join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!
come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be in the minecraft universe. suicide rates? never heard of her!