Billions Minecraft Servers

Billions Minecraft Servers

  • Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

    Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6711
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

    But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

    Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTNTclique: ‘Is this a viable strategy?’

    CraftyTNTclique: ‘Is this a viable strategy?’
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 7351
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is so wild and crazy, you won’t believe your pixelated eyes.

    Join us and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil bunnies who are trying to take over Minecraftia. Battle your way through dungeons filled with killer chickens and lava-spewing cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Team up with your friends and take on rival players in epic battles to prove once and for all who is the true Minecraft champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin. And remember, the reputation of billions depends on your answer. Don’t let the racists win!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!

    CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 8765
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.

    Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?

    Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoKidTaxCraft

    NoKidTaxCraft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1870
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Farms Harvested: 570
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of splitting the bill evenly with your siblings, even though their kids eat like a pack of hungry wolves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expenses of real life! No more arguing over who owes what, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build a mansion without worrying about your sister’s kids sneaking in and claiming a room. You can mine for diamonds without your mom asking for a cut because she birthed you. And best of all, you can team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over money.

    So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players. Say goodbye to awkward family dinners and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is crafting your next masterpiece. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RuleBreakerMC SMP

    RuleBreakerMC SMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 7825
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 408
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 727
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old school rules like no running in the hallways or no chewing gum? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken costume while playing! That’s right, no more boring old school rules, just clucking around in style. Join us for epic chicken battles, crazy chicken dance parties, and maybe even a chicken fashion show. So what are you waiting for? Join our chicken-tastic SMP today and let the feathers fly!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPainJoy

    PixelPainJoy
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 7967
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will give you the most satisfying pain you’ve ever felt! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing surprises.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens attack you with their feathered fury. Or how about building a house, only to have it spontaneously combust because a mischievous player set it on fire?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who roams the land on a giant cactus mount, challenging players to epic duels with his prickly powers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most satisfying pain you’ve ever felt in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • POVcraft: Where Men and Women Both Get It

    POVcraft: Where Men and Women Both Get It
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 5681
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magic Items Found: 7029
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u bored of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got the most epic adventures waiting for u! imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts! then u gotta fight ur way through a forest of dancing llamas to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but watch out for the evil chickens trying to steal ur loot!

    oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party? u can dance with creepers, drink with zombies, and even have a chat with endermen about the meaning of life!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it! plus, u might even learn a thing or two about POV from the porn category…just sayin’!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DarkCraft: Psychotic PVP

    DarkCraft: Psychotic PVP
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9861
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Star Shards Collected: 104
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush reasons for you to join, bro!

    So, get this, our server is like the ultimate battleground for dark personality traits! We’re talking low honest-humility, lack of sincerity, fairness, and modesty all up in here. And guess what? Those traits predict support for political violence in Australia and the US! It’s like a psychological rollercoaster up in this server, man!

    But wait, there’s more! Psychopathy is a strong predictor of political violence in the US on our server. So if you’re a bit of a psychopath, this is the place for you, my dude!

    Join now for a wild ride of chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of political violence. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Natural Disaster SMP

    Natural Disaster SMP
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 5989
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Natural Disaster SMP! In this server, you and many other players will compete in a world-wide SMP! There is one twist, though. Every ~4 minutes, a natural disaster spawns on a player. These can vary from level 1 (small, fast) to level 4 (large, longer). Feel free to join now for a blast of fun!

    play.ndsmp.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HGKB

    HGKB
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 3923
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to hgkbbedwars.mymc.be, a thrilling Minecraft Bed Wars server that promises non-stop action and excitement! Join a vibrant community of players where strategy meets combat in the ultimate battle for supremacy. In Bed Wars, your mission is simple: protect your bed, gather resources, and destroy your opponents’ beds to eliminate them from the game. But be careful—once your bed is gone, you can no longer respawn, making every move critical. Our server features unique maps, custom upgrades, and an array of challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned Bed Wars veteran or a newcomer eager to prove your skills, hgkbbedwars.mymc.be offers a balanced and fair playing field for all. Jump in, form alliances, and dominate the arena—your bed won’t defend itself!

    hgkbbedwars.mymc.be

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Not-So-Exciting Vanilla SMP Server 1.21 with Claims and QOL enhancements!

    The Not-So-Exciting Vanilla SMP Server 1.21 with Claims and QOL enhancements!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3214
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 97 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Boring SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/best-football-team-ever/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Boring SMP Minecraft Server

    A survival multiplayer world with a few tweaks to improve the vanilla game.

    Features:

    Land claiming Using Claim Anchors
    Alcohol brewing To make your evenings even more fun
    Minigames & Events Regular self-hosted minigames and events
    QoL mods Includes fast leaf decay, bucketable villagers, and crafting tweaks

    Come join us at tunnel.jotunn.dev:60000.

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: How do I claim land in the server?

    A: You can use Claim Anchors to claim land in Boring SMP.

    Q: Can I brew alcohol in the server?

    A: Yes, you can brew alcohol to make your evenings more fun.

    Q: Are there regular minigames and events hosted in the server?

    A: Yes, we host regular self-hosted minigames and events for our players.

    Q: What are some of the quality of life mods available in the server?

    A: Some QoL mods include fast leaf decay, bucketable villagers, and crafting tweaks.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft Server

    KimJongCraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 457
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of a world ruled by Kim, the funniest politician ever! Legend has it that an entire country declared him the greatest living thinker, with people crying tears of joy wherever he goes. Plus, rumor has it he’s just a fat manchild, making for some truly outrageous adventures in our wacky world. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /MC_SMP_VTuberAI/ – VirtualTuber’s Pixelated Adventures

    /MC_SMP_VTuberAI/ – VirtualTuber’s Pixelated Adventures
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3732
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where VTuber AI-generated images come to life in the most unexpected and bizarre ways.

    Ever wanted to see a VTuber go on a bad trip? Well, here’s your chance! Our VTuber AI-generated images take on a whole new level of craziness in this Bad Trip Edition of our server. You never know what kind of wacky adventures and shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

    From VTuber XL Loras to LoRAs and everything in between, this server is a melting pot of insanity and hilarity. Explore the depths of the virtual world with our EF+HLL Guide and VTuber Model Mixes that will leave you questioning reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with scripts, FAQs, and resources that will blow your mind. Join us on this journey of madness and mayhem as we dive into the world of VTuber AI-generated images like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, embrace the absurdity, and join us on this unforgettable Minecraft SMP experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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