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Crafty AF

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

RunDestroyer Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5941	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills? Look no further, because our server is here to DESTROY your expectations (literally)! Join us if you dare to face off against crazy challenges like building a house out of exploding TNT blocks or surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig. Our community is filled with wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank you, troll you, and make you question your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let us DESTROY your run completely (in the most hilarious way possible)!

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

BlockyBrit, British, british accent, British celebrities, british culture, British fashion, british food, British History, British landmarks, British literature, British Monarchy, british music, British politics, british slang, British society, British traditions, Edition, england, laura k, Minecraft, Server, uk

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	4395
Void Armor Forged:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with praises and compliments. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether and back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

SecretsExposed Minecraft Server

Accountability, angel, Bad Influence, beefing, Best Friend, bribery, cctv footage, court case, crime, Destroyed, Disrespect, exposing secrets, family, Jail, Lawyer, Minecraft, parents, relationship, sabotage, SecretsExposed, Server, stealing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate drama-filled experience! Just like the time we got caught stealing clothes together and ended up in jail. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate court cases, bribes, and backstabbing friends all while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of friendship and betrayal!

NoBullyZoneMC

BETRAYAL, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Empathy, estrangement, family, Grief, Honesty, Inheritance, Loss, loyalty, mourning, NoBullyZoneMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, Support, wills

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, betrayal, and forbidden love triangles!

Just like in this crazy story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you be the sibling trying to convince others to share their loot? Or maybe you’ll be the estranged child, refusing to let your dad have any of your diamonds.

With more drama than a soap opera, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos and come out on top!

PrankCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Childhood, consequences, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, funny, humor, jokes, Memories, Minecraft, Mischievous, not okay, Practical Jokes, PrankCraft, pranks, regret, relationships, Server, teasing, Trust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate prank wars! We have players who have pulled off epic pranks like turning their friend’s entire house into a giant chicken coop or filling their inventory with nothing but dirt blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…until someone unleashes a horde of creepers on your base!

One time, a player thought it would be hilarious to cover their friend’s entire village in pink wool, turning it into a cotton candy nightmare. Little did they know, their friend had a secret stash of TNT hidden underground, just waiting to be ignited. Let’s just say, that village is now a crater of regret.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and pranks are taken to the next level, join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your fellow players. Just remember, revenge is a dish best served with a side of lava!

TimeTravelerTrendz

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Steve and Alex were actually time travelers from the future! They came back to teach us the ways of building epic structures and battling mobs with futuristic weapons like laser swords and plasma cannons. Don’t miss out on the chance to mine for rare materials like space diamonds and alien crystals, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs and unicorns. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

BerylCraft Server: Perilous Fun!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	4234	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Void Armor Forged:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Farms Harvested:	117

Yo, dis server be like a Category 4 hurricane, but in a good way! We bringin’ da perilous winds of fun to da Caribbean of Minecraft! Join us if ya wanna ride da storm of epicness and build like a boss! We got crazy minigames, insane builds, and a community dat be tighter than a hurricane’s eye! So come on, join us and let’s wreck some blocks together!

EuroMilitiaCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying that several US military bases in Europe are on high alert because of a possible terrorist threat. LIKE WHAT?!? but don’t worry, because on our server, we have top-notch security measures in place to protect you from any potential threats. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn your enemies into chickens. so come join us and experience the thrill of dodging terrorists while building your dream castle in Minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ImaginaryCraft: Real Friends Only

BELIEF, Childhood, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, disbelief, doubt, FANTASY, Friends, friendship, imaginary friend, imaginary playmate, ImaginaryCraft, imagination, invisible friend, make believe, Play, PRETEND, pretend play, real, Reality, skepticism

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Enchantments Applied:	79
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

Yo, so like, picture this: you hop on this epic Minecraft server and BAM, your imaginary friend from when you were a kid is there waiting for you! Turns out, they were real this whole time and they’ve been building the most insane pixel art you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while eating a pizza made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have perfected the art of growing potatoes that taste like candy. And get this, they’ve trained a pack of wild wolves to protect their precious spud crops from any pesky griefers who try to mess with them.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where you can ride unicorns and battle evil creepers with enchanted swords made of rainbow-colored blocks? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and let your childhood dreams come to life. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with their imaginary friend again? It’s a no-brainer, really.

UltrasoundCraft: Mind Control Madness

BCI performance, BCIs, bidirectional BCI, brain health, brain science, brain technology, brain waves, brain-computer interfaces, brainwave analysis, brainwave decoding, brainwave enhancement, brainwave research, control, focused ultrasound, human subjects, machine learning, madness, medical technology, Mind, neurological conditions, Neurological Research, neurology, signal quality, UltrasoundCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	176
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND?! WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY PLACE!

SO, GET THIS, OUR SERVER HAS BRAIN-COMPUTER INTERFACES! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT BCIS UP IN HERE! YOU CAN CONTROL EVERYTHING WITH JUST YOUR MIND! NO MORE CLICKING OR TYPING, JUST THINK IT AND IT HAPPENS!

AND GET THIS, WE USE FOCUSED ULTRASOUND TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE INSANE! LIKE, WHO DOES THAT?! ONLY US, BABY! WE DECODE BRAIN WAVES USING MACHINE LEARNING AND IT MAKES EVERYTHING SO MUCH BETTER!

WE HAD A STUDY WITH 25 HUMAN SUBJECTS AND THEY WERE BLOWN AWAY BY THE SIGNAL QUALITY AND BCI PERFORMANCE! LIKE, THEY WERE LITERALLY MIND-BLOWN!

SO, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO, THEN COME ON DOWN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE!