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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6949 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 3824 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?