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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9084 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!