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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9823 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.
also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.
plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.
