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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7923 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 158821 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Join us if you wanna witness the chaos unfold in real time. We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers throwin’ surprise parties with TNT confetti. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts at flingin’ poop at griefers. Ain’t no griefin’ gonna happen on our watch, that’s for sure.
So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, ’cause anything goes in this crazy world we’ve created.