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Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!

Zeta’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Welcome and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry Zeta! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also propose to our beloved Zeta and have a Minecraft wedding ceremony like no other. Our server is the perfect place for all you hopeless romantics out there who want to take your love for Zeta to the next level. So come join us and start planning your dream Minecraft wedding today!

Crafty Dwarves & Noble Elves: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Server!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to be a Human Noble and rule over all the other players like the royalty you are! Or maybe you’d prefer to be a City Elf and live a life of luxury in the virtual world. Feeling a bit more mystical? Become a Mage and cast spells on your enemies while they try to mine diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the Dwarf Commoner and Dwarf Noble options – the drama between those two is better than any reality TV show. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and choose your destiny, because it’s as simple as that!

AnonCraft: Where creepers can’t even keep a secret!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of jannies and mods breathing down your neck, ready to ban you at the drop of a hat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Here, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of being IP banned for sneezing the wrong way.

And don’t even get us started on those 4chan trolls who think they’re so anonymous. On our server, we welcome all kinds of craziness, from building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to reenacting the entire Bee Movie script in pixel art form. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “umm b-uhh itzz anonymous” in no time!

LimbusCraft – Where we mine diamonds and troll creepers #1430

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Villages Defended:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2351
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But beware, things may not be as they seem in these twisted dimensions!

Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and travel through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space are all mixed up in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t miss out on our upcoming extractions, where you can witness the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust in action!

So why wait? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the insanity of Limbus Company. Just remember, the tutorial is important, so don’t skip it! See you on the other side, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme!

Pussy-Free Paradise: No Complaints Here Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of not having any pussy on your BPC (Block Personal Computer)? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We offer the tightest, wettest, and teeniest pussies in all of Minecraft land. Join us now and experience a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise! Don’t waste any more time complaining, join our server and let the fun begin!

GerudoCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist my fabulous cosplay skills! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to show off your fabulous Gerudo Link cosplay! Join us and strut your stuff in style as you battle mobs and build epic structures. Who needs diamonds when you have a killer outfit like that? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of cosplay and might even give you a special prize if you defeat it while dressed as Gerudo Link. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner fashionista shine!

Blocky Buddies: Where creepers ask ‘Who are you and where do you live’ before exploding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dimension Hops:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old village with the same old villagers and their repetitive gossip? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can live in a pineapple under the sea with SpongeBob and his gang! That’s right, we’ve got Bikini Bottom as our spawn point and you can build your own pineapple house right next to Squidward’s moody abode.

But wait, there’s more! Want to go on epic quests and battle giant mutant jellyfish? Join our server and you can team up with Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks to save the day! And don’t worry about running out of food, because we have a never-ending supply of Krabby Patties for you to munch on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? You could, if you join our server!

YeetCraft: Where ‘She’s cringe’ becomes the ultimate power move in the world of blocks and mobs!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so cringe, it’s actually cool! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, talking pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CrazyCraft: Where Being a NIGGA is a Requirement!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3201	Chimeras Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your blocky butt off to some sick beats while dodging creepers and zombies!

2. We have a special potion that turns your character into a flying pig. That’s right, you can soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird!

3. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant wishes to players. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. Want a never-ending supply of cake? You got it.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a rainbow unicorn mount. Ride around in style and leave your friends green with envy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before, then join our server today! Just remember, you gotta be crazy NIGGAwhat did they mean by this?