biggest based retard – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Crafted Cosmos 1.20.1

1.20.1, acknowledgment, Anons, appreciation, Board, Community, Contribution, Cosmos, crafted, Forgotten, forum, Gratitude, Honor, ignored, Posts, recognition, Replies, Shoutout, SILENT, Support, UNNOTICED, validation

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be prepared for some next level shenanigans. We’re talking about a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the memes flow like water.

Imagine a world where you can build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s like a fever dream, but better because you can actually play it.

And let me tell you, the community here is top notch. We’ve got the dankest memes, the weirdest builds, and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and creativity, come join us on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to question your sanity and your grasp on reality. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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CatCraft: No Fiancé Allowed!

affectionate, Allowed, Attention, Bonded, cat, CatCraft, Cats, dead zone, Disaster, emotional, Environment, Fiance, Frustrated, hoarder, INTIMATE, mental health, Move, overwhelmed, parents, refusing, relationship, SEPARATE

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

So, there’s this couple, right? They’ve been together for like forever, but their relationship is as dry as a desert. They decide to move back in with their parents to work on themselves, but here’s the kicker – they have two cats, Mocha and Coffee Bean. Mocha is attached to the dude, but the chick ain’t having it. Why, you ask? Because his mom’s house is a literal garbage dump! Like, knee-deep in trash, rotting food, spiders, and cockroaches. Can you imagine poor Mocha living in that mess? No way, Jose!

But wait, there’s more! The dude gets all overwhelmed when Mocha wants attention. He yells, he locks her out of rooms, he’s a mess. Meanwhile, the chick is a cat whisperer. She gives treats, she plays, she’s the ultimate cat mom. And guess what? The cats are legally hers! So, when she refuses to let him take Mocha, all hell breaks loose.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than this cat drama, then hop on board! We’ve got virtual cats, virtual drama, and virtual chaos waiting for you. Don’t be a square, join us now!

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CyberShockCraftUSvsRussia

CyberShockCraftUSvsRussia

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server where the u.s. caved to russia in a cybersecurity fight!! like wut even?? imagine all the crazy stuff u can do on this server, like teaming up with russian hackers to take down the u.s. government or building a secret underground base to hide from the fbi. plus, there’s a rumor that putin himself plays on this server and he’s always looking for new recruits to join his cyber army. so come on, join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!! #russiacyberwarfare #putinminecraftboss

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Stormy Lagoon

bedrock, commands, Community, creativity, crossplay, custom content, Discord, Economy, java, lagoon, Land claiming, marketplace, MCMMO, Missions, Progression, Protection, rules, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, tiktok, Tools

Server Details

Version	1.21.4
Available On	Java & Bedrock
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP address play.stormylagoon.com. For Bedrock, use the port 25566.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, all ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay.
Is PvP enabled by default?	No, PvP is disabled by default but can be enabled by choice.
How can I claim land for my builds?	Use the advanced land claiming system to take control of your builds and manage access.

Gen Z Fearless Gamers 1.21.4

1.21.4, bathroom etiquette, fear, FEARLESS, Gamers, Gen, gen z, Gender norms, Insecurity, Masculinity, masculinity norms, masculinity stereotypes, men’s bathroom, peer pressure, privacy barriers, public restrooms, pussified, Scared, self-consciousness, social anxiety, societal expectations, Urinals, Young Guys

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of gen Z guys being scared of urinals! We have virtual urinals where you can proudly show off your pixelated dick without fear. Embrace your inner alpha and pee with confidence in our blocky world. Don’t be pussified like those scaredy cats, join us and let it all hang out (virtually)!

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BlockyDrama Minecraft Server

BlockyDrama, Boundaries, Breakup, Cheating, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, forgiveness, Gaslighting, Honesty, hurt feelings, manipulative partner, Minecraft, Polyamory, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, self-validation, Server, toxic relationship, Trust

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the drama and manipulative partners, ya know? Like, if you’ve been through some crazy stuff like forgiving someone for cheating and then getting called an asshole for bringing it up later, then this server is for you!

Join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and leave all that toxic relationship baggage behind. We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who will never manipulate you into forgiving them for cheating. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can just focus on having a good time without any guilt trips.

So, come on over and let’s build some awesome stuff together! Trust us, you won’t find any cheating partners or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. See you in the game, player!

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FILsNewChildDramaNoThx

Deception, Drama, exposing the truth, family, family drama, father in-law, FILsNewChildDramaNoThx, in-laws, Inheritance, late parents’ properties, married woman, new child, Pregnancy, pregnant or sick, property division, relationships, scheming, Siblings, uncomfortable situation, younger girlfriend

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Imagine a world where your husband’s father is dating a woman younger than you, who is already married to someone else! And get this, she claims she’s pregnant but then says it’s just “liver enlargement.” What a rollercoaster of emotions!

But wait, there’s more! She posts a photo on Facebook with the caption “Junior,” leaving everyone shocked and confused. And then she tells your mom that your father-in-law wants a “good child” because his existing children are apparently “bad.” Can you believe the audacity?

Join our server for a chance to experience the drama unfold in real-time. Will the shady girlfriend secure her position in the family? Will the inheritance be at stake? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

Adulthood, adulting, adulting problems, AdultingSMP, career decisions, communication skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial management, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, long-term planning, mental health, problem solving, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, self-discipline, Stress Management, Time management, unexpected challenges, UnpreparedProbs, work-life balance

So like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and then suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s basically the adult problem nobody prepared you for. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have creeper repellent! Just kidding, we don’t actually have that, but we do have a community of players who will have your back when those pesky creepers try to ruin your day.

Join our SMP for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden carrots. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Or team up with your friends to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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SkinnyLegendsCraft

body image, cravings, discipline, Exercise, genetics, healthy eating habits, lifestyle choices, mental strength, metabolism, mindful eating, Moderation, nutrition, overeating, portion control, self-control, SkinnyLegendsCraft, temptation, Thin, weight management, wellness, Willpower

Are you tired of being surrounded by skinny Minecraft characters who never seem to gain weight no matter how many virtual cakes they eat? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and indulge in all the pixelated goodies you want without any consequences. Our server has a special “Eat All You Want” feature that allows you to chow down on as many virtual treats as your heart desires without ever gaining a single pound.

No need to worry about counting calories or fitting into those tight Minecraft armor sets – on our server, the more you eat, the stronger you become! So come join us and show those skinny players what real power looks like. Who needs a six-pack when you can have a whole cake instead?

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Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, Fight, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, Nightmare, Politics, putin, Putins, Revenge, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, U.S, world affairs

lol come join our minecraft server where u can fight putin without the u.s. cuz europe is in trouble yall. we got putin roaming around causing chaos and u gotta stop him with ur mad minecraft skills. build a wall, make alliances, start a revolution, do whatever it takes to save europe from this nightmare. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we know u gonna need it. so what u waiting for? join now and show putin who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

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