biggest based retard – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Blocktopia: Ever-Changing Terrain

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly the whole Earth’s surface starts changin’! Like, one minute you’re walkin’ on grass and the next minute you’re swimmin’ in lava! It’s cray-cray, man!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill ride of never knowin’ what the heck is gonna happen next! Maybe one day you’ll be buildin’ a castle in the sky, and the next day you’ll be fightin’ off a horde of zombie chickens! It’s a wild ride, for sure!

And get this, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a giant pig race where the winner got a million diamonds! And another time, we had a buildin’ competition where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It was hilarious, dude!

So, like, come join us on the most unpredictable, insane, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and excitement, am I right?

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VeggieCraft: Live Long & Prosper

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come join our epic minecraft server where eating healthy food can literally save your life!!! like, seriously dude, this server is so lit that just by playing on it, you are extending your lifespan by like a million years or something. we got all the best plant foods for you to chow down on, plus a little bit of meat and dairy to keep things interesting.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house while also improving your health and saving the planet. sounds too good to be true, right? well, it’s not! on our server, you can do all that and more. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start living your best, healthiest life in minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it! #healthyliving #minecraftgoals #savetheplanet

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AxChaos server Minecraft

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The owner of the “AxeChaos” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f2.apexnodes.xyz:15111

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Shadowvale Citadel

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Welcome to Shadowvale Citadel! Dive into an epic survival experience enriched with MMO and RPG elements. Choose jobs, earn rewards, and unlock crates in our vibrant world!

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SolarionSMP: Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera! Join our java-tastic adult community today!

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Welcome to Solarion SMP

About Us
We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!
Our Vision
Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:
˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Solarion SMP?	Solarion SMP is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer server inspired by the Hermitcraft community. We aim to provide an inclusive environment for players to enjoy.
What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP run on?	We operate on Java 1.20.4
What is the application process like?	The application process involves familiarizing yourself with our rules, providing insights into your motivations for joining, and joining our Discord for application submission.

Titcow’s Dream Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of not being able to tittyfuck a white titcow in real life? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild adventure where you can live out all your titcow tittyfucking fantasies in a safe and virtual environment. Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous opportunity to fulfill your wildest dreams!

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Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your virtual life! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all experts in building pixelated statues of themselves. Want to ride a pig into battle? No problem! Our server has flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a bacon-powered superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the bling bling you’ll have with those babies!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of craziness, laughter, and diamond chickens. You won’t regret it!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and experience the drama of a lifetime, just like the OP’s mom dealing with the tattoo dilemma. Will she finally get that tattoo of Matty at his wedding? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between Becky and Matty as their wedding plans go up in flames. Will they make it down the aisle or will it all go down in flames? Only on our server!

And don’t forget about the wild party that Becky is throwing instead of a wedding. It’s going to be a rager and you’re invited! Who needs a wedding when you can have a party, are we right?

So come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend like OP did with Becky. Just remember, drama is guaranteed on our server!

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NephewNoobZone

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a truly twisted gaming experience.

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of chaos and mystery. Just like how you can’t quite put your finger on what’s up with your wife’s nephew, you’ll never quite know what to expect on our server.

From strange interactions with other players to mind-boggling manipulations, our server will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we’ve got security cameras in place to catch all the crazy moments for your viewing pleasure.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your wife’s nephew’s behavior, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way.

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CraftyPride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for adventure and shenanigans!

Join us and you can proudly say you have ridden a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds! Or maybe you’ll boast about the time you built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for that)!

So come on, join us and make memories that will have your fellow Minecrafters scratching their heads in disbelief!

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