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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4218 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!