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TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, binge drinking, consequences, Drinking, Drunk, Experimenting, first time, hangover, legal drinking age, Minecraft, Party, peer pressure, Rebellion, regret, smp, socializing, teenage years, TipsyTeen, underage drinking, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	532	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyExcusesMC

alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	157
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

🌟 Join Our Community on Discord! 🌟

We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
New Chunks Explored:	880441	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mines Excavated:	3857
Void Armor Forged:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, Development, education, emotional intelligence, ESSENTIAL, growth, innovation, knowledge, leadership, learning, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, smp, Time management

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	629414	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!

SoberCrafters

acceptance, alcohol, Attitudes, Behavior, Choices, Curiosity, Diversity, Drinking, habits, Individuality, influence, judgment, Lifestyle, norms, peer pressure, Perception, Preferences, SoberCrafters, Sobriety, socializing, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!