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Goofy Max Minecraft SMP

Charm, comedic talent, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny bone, funny guy, get the girl, goofiness, goofy, goofymax, humor, humor skills, improv comedy, jokes, Laughter, making people laugh, Max, Minecraft, Personality, sense of humor, smp, stand up comedy, WIT

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where being the funny guy might just land you a virtual girlfriend! Join us for a chance to show off your comedic chops and win the hearts of your fellow players with your hilarious antics.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the laughs are non-stop. From epic pranks to ridiculous builds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So strap in, grab your joke book, and get ready to goofymax your way to victory!

Who knows, you might just find yourself in a Minecraft love story for the ages. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter begin!

KillerCraft: Murderous Fun!

crime, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, criminal behavior patterns, criminal behavior theories, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice, CRIMINAL MINDS, criminal profiling, Criminal Psychology, disturbing facts, forensic psychology, Fun, KillerCraft, murder, murderous, Psychology, Psychopaths, serial killers, Sociopaths, true crime, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3112	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4386
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	187

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and surviving the night? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can team up with other players to hunt down notorious Minecraft serial killers! These villains have been terrorizing the virtual world, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. But fear not, because with your skills and bravery, you can put an end to their reign of terror once and for all.

But be warned, these serial killers are not your average Minecraft mobs. They are cunning, ruthless, and will stop at nothing to take you down. So gather your friends, sharpen your swords, and get ready for the ultimate showdown of good vs. evil.

Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the most twisted and thrilling Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

ArrestedCraft Minecraft Server

ArrestedCraft, Censorship, CEO’s arrest, communication platform, data security, digital privacy, encrypted chat, encrypted messaging, freedom of speech, internet privacy, messaging app, messaging service, Minecraft, Moderating, online chat, Pavel Durov, privacy, private chats, SECURITY, Server, social media, social-networking, Telegram

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	3135
Players Killed by Monsters:	5846	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	561581	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

So, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your private chat on Telegram, minding your own business and sharing memes with your homies, when BAM! the CEO gets arrested and now they’re gonna start moderating your private chats. like, what even is that? come join our Minecraft server instead, where you can build a giant statue of the CEO getting arrested and no one will moderate your chat about it. we’ve got llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. don’t let the man bring you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

PixelPutinCraft

Admiration, bilateral cooperation, closer ties, determination, Diplomacy, diplomatic gestures, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical alliances, global affairs, international diplomacy, international relations, Malaysia-Russia relations, Malaysian PM, mutual respect, PixelPutinCraft, political leaders, praise, putin, strategic partnership, world leaders

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Votes:	7989	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? it’s like the Malaysian PM praising Putin kind of level of awesome. we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server and more.

if you join, you’ll be praised like Putin by the Malaysian PM himself. imagine that kind of recognition in the Minecraft world, it’s like being a celebrity but in block form.

we pledge to make your Minecraft experience closer to perfection than ever before. you’ll be treated like royalty, with all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could ever dream of.

so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again. together, we can conquer the virtual world and show everyone what true determination looks like. let’s do this!

What is the IP for PrestonPlayz Minecraft Server?

aphmau, brianna, canman, cash minecraft, CLICKBAIT, eyestreem, family friendly, funny, gametoons, Gaming, lankybox, maizen, Minecraft, mrbeast, Myth, Myths, nico mc, preston, prestonplayz, Server, shorts, ssundee, stokestwins, unspeakable

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mines Excavated:	3603
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212

PrestonPlayz, also known as Preston Arsement, is a popular YouTuber and gamer known for his entertaining Minecraft and Fortnite content. He has amassed a huge following with over 15 million subscribers on his main channel and an additional 7 million subscribers on his second channel, PrestonGamez. Preston is known for his energetic personality, family-friendly content, and frequent collaborations with other popular creators in the gaming community. He also runs his own gaming merchandise store and regularly engages with his fans through live streams and social media.

Capital smp

PVP Faction Survival Economy Minigames Roleplay Quests Creative Skyblock Towny Modded Pixelmon Anarchy Vanilla Skywars Bedwars Prison HCF KitPvP Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

A fun Minecraft server with few rules. Enjoy fighting, forming teams, and going to war with other groups. Whether you play solo or with friends, there’s plenty of action and excitement here. Come join the adventure!

212.192.28.174:25612

LAR Hunger Games

24 hours, Alpha phase, alpha site, computing, custom plugin, Friends, Future, Hardcore, Hunger Games, INCREASE, KitPvP, LAR Hunger Games, leaderboard, Minecraft, Mini Games, minimum number of players, online players, premium kits, PvP, Server, small number of players, special kits, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Victory

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	105
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

The server is in Alpha phase and is based on a custom plugin made from 0 by two friends who share a passion for computing. The server runs 24 hours a day and offers the possibility of using special and even premium kits in case of victory. On the site (also in alpha) the overall leaderboard is shown. Given the small number of players online, the Hunger Games game starts when there are at least 2 people on Server. We may definitely increase the minimum number of players in the future!

185.25.204.223:25566

Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, drip marketing, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Pneumanull Rice, preview page, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Version 2.5

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2591	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Magic Items Found:	6140	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying aureus shots, lupine rues, and pneumanull rice – whatever that is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Myriad Celestia Trailer: The Arrow that Seeks the Stars, where you can embark on a quest to find the ultimate treasure! And don’t forget about our current character banners featuring Jiaoqiu, Sparkle + Hook, Guinaifen, and Arlan – they’re waiting for you to join their epic adventures.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes for exclusive in-game items and tools to help you on your journey. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before on our server filled with excitement, mystery, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos!

Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General

general, jump, Minecraft, SHONEN, Shonen Jump General WSJ Shonen Jump MHA OPG Coom Piece Goon Piece Jojo Fujojo YSG Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting General JJK CSM KGB DBS Dragon Ball Super One Piece My Hero Academia Jujutsu Kaisen Boruto, sjg, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Players Killed by Monsters:	2114	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Join us at /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General #204 for a wild ride filled with adventure, comedy, and action just like your favorite manga series!

Are you tired of boring SMP servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can expect crazy battles like in One Piece, epic hero moments like in My Hero Academia, and mind-blowing powers like in Jujutsu Kaisen. Plus, we have a special sub-general for Yu-Gi-Oh! where you can show off your best deck and duel your friends in epic card battles!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a special area for Coom Piece/Goon Piece fans where you can… uh, well, let’s just say things can get a bit wild over there. And don’t even get me started on the Jojo sub-general – it’s a bizarre adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General #204 and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Boruto Uzumaki himself while you’re mining for diamonds! See you there, fellow manga lovers!

MineCraftMindBoost

Coping skills, diet, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftMindBoost, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, Routine, self-care, Sleep, Social Connections, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	225	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your blocky adventures begin!