New Minecraft Servers 2025

big girl song Minecraft Servers

big girl song Minecraft Servers

  • MemeWar Minecraft Server

    MemeWar Minecraft Server
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
    Players: 108/800 Votes: 3127
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Animals Bred: 112 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

    Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

    PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
    Players: 96/600 Votes: 7608
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

    We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

    So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

    ModelMayhem Minecraft Server
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
    Players: 105/400 Votes: 1353
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 847
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

    Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

    SipAndSeeSILGFYATA
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
    Players: 110/400 Votes: 3282
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

    Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

    HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 5866
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 193 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Ores Mined: 3053 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

    Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

    DareCraft: Weird & Wild!
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
    Players: 92/700 Votes: 5905
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

    RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
    Players: 106/400 Votes: 7285
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Gods Slained: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 153 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

    our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

    and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

    so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Greek Factions

    Greek Factions
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
    Players: 107/400 Votes: 9568
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Runes Activated: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

    51.81.146.76:25584

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • ColdGames

    ColdGames
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
    Players: 91/500 Votes: 7913
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    coldgames.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Cosmetic Lifesteal

    Cosmetic Lifesteal
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
    Players: 92/700 Votes: 9623
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8112 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Rules! (🟣 = Applies to Discord | 🟢 = Applies to Minecraft)

    NO Hatefulness/Hate SpeechNo Homophobia 🟣 🟢No Racism 🟣 🟢No Toxicity 🟣 🟢No Ableism 🟣 🟢

    NO Hurtful/NSFW ImagesNSFW 🟣🟢Images of Self-harm 🟣Images of Human Feces 🟣

    PLEASE Respect PrivacyDon’t ask for Place of Residence 🟣 🟢Don’t ask for Number 🟣 🟢Don’t ask for Age 🟣 🟢

    DONT be a trollDon’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason 🟣No spamming chat 🟣 🟢No Loud Mic 🟣-No Abusing Spawn Protection🟢-Dont Kill Afks🟢-No Ofline Raiding🟢-No Hacking No Xray🟢-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace🟢-No ALT🟢🟣-No Combat Logging/Combat Tping/Using Astra Tp In Comabt🟢-Dont Use Life Gems One Shot🟢-No Spawn Camping/Farming🟢-No Selling Cords/Giving Coords In Spec🟢-No Lag Machines🟢-No Breaking Signed Contracts Or Killing While Contracts Are Being Wrote(Any contracts made should be ran by a admin with a the arming signing the book) 🟢-No Putting Ender Dragon Egg/Netherite Armour Or Sword In Your Ender Chest/Putting The Egg/netherite Armour Or Sword In A Shulker And Ecing It🟢-No Minimaps🟢-No Tping To Players In Spec Mode🟢-Use Common Sense🟢-No CPVP🟢-No Elytras in combat🟢-No Riptide Tridents in combat🟢-No Buliding Up In End Fight To Glitch Egg Spawn🟢-One Mace Allowed🟢

    cosmic-smp-lifesteal.my.pebble.host

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP