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SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Secret Passages Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7514	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	2911	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	269979	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchantments Applied:	120	Star Shards Collected:	294
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!