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Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2023
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	New Chunks Explored:	156371
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3248
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	586373	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Towns Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!