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BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magic Items Found:	8867
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crops Grown:	5317
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	225
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Votes:	3960	Magic Items Found:	1995

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8116
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7980	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	978

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4160
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!