Our server is all about asserting dominance and showing off your financial prowess, just like our 39-year-old player who laughed in the face of financial worries. Build your empire, show off your wealth, and let your in-laws know who’s boss in this crazy world of Minecraft drama.
So if you’re ready to take on the challenge of dealing with overbearing in-laws and asserting your dominance in the virtual world, join us now! Who needs family vacations when you can have a virtual beach house that’s bigger and better than your MIL’s? Let’s show them who’s really in control!
Just like how this girl kicked out Sophie for talking smack, we kick out any toxic players who try to ruin the fun for everyone else. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a peaceful gaming environment!
Join us now and leave the drama behind. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any rude comments or negativity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.
join dis server if u wanna level up ur minecraft skills and make friends with cool peeps from all over the world. we even have a special potion that makes u invincible for 24 hours, so u can wreak havoc on ur enemies without a care in the world.
come join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, building epic castles, and maybe even finding true love with a fellow minecraft player. trust me, once u join dis server, u’ll never wanna leave.
65.108.99.34:12510
| Server Type | SMP (Survival MultiPlayer) |
|---|---|
| Focus | Economy-based with lore & dungeons |
| Features | Three dungeons, mob arenas, quest line |
| Roles Needed | Dungeon Master, Bug Tester/Dev Team Lead, Social Media Managers, Artists, Lore and Quest Creators, Builders, Developers |
A: No, we prohibit the purchase of keys for custom items to maintain gameplay integrity.
A: No, we promote a healthy gaming environment without gambling elements.
A: Players can receive keys for custom items or acquire unique items directly from the content itself.
A: Contact the server owner on Discord at walrus_lord to express your interest.
Join us for epic adventures where you’ll ride pigs into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and fight off an army of zombie chickens. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
And if you’re wondering why some people think giving a blowjob is degrading for the girl, well, on our server, we have a whole quest dedicated to solving that mystery. Rumor has it, the answer lies in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in dirty jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe question your sanity along the way.