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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 944 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2946 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!