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IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

Account Stats, Akali, blood moon, brand, Builds, CraftyLegends, Empyrean, Epic, Fiddlesticks, High Noon Event, kayle, League, league of legends, Legends, lolg, lols, malzahar, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, varus, zed, Zyra

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Votes:	8745	Magic Items Found:	3397
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

action, Anime, bald, BLOCK, comedy, fuck, Genos, hero association, Jesus, Manga, Mania, Monsters, One Punch Man, Parody, Powerful, Punch, retarded Jews, Rewrite, saitama, satire, script, SuperHero, unfunny hacks

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

amazonian, American soldier, American women, Crafting, DATING, experiences, fat, fit, gf, International, international dating, international women., love, Military, military service, Minecraft, relationships, Server, soldiers, SWEET, Thread, Ultimate, Unconventional, unconventional relationships, unfuckable, waifus

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4783
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	3282	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mines Excavated:	3961	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Star Shards Collected:	277	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!