FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

Frustration, RESPONSIBILITY, cancelled plans, Communication, social events

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise hospitality like no other! Just like how this mom promised lunch to her son’s friend’s family, only to have it canceled last minute – we promise you won’t be disappointed!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. Our server is so lit, even the hairdresser knows about it!

Don’t worry about disrespectful players, we have a strict no-cancellation policy. If you bail last minute, you’ll have to pay back in diamonds!

So come on over and let’s have a snack together, because pleasing everyone is exhausting but totally worth it on our server! See you there, unless you want to face the wrath of a pissed off boyfriend like Ron. 😂😂😂

Are you the asshole if you don’t join our server? Probably. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with last minute cancellations and tantrums here!

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MineNews: Crafting Headlines

news coverage, news story, public awareness, community discussion, Important News

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where players can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes? It’s the only server where you can build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out cupcakes instead of fireballs. Join now and become part of the wackiest and most epic adventures in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server.

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TrudeauCraft: Not Trump’s 51st State

Alliance, foreign policy, world leaders, US State, Canada-US relations

so, like, justin trudeau, you know, the canadian dude, he’s like, yo, trump wants to make canada a US state, like for realz. so like, we gotta escape to this minecraft server, cuz like, who wants to be a US state, amirite? join us on this server and build your own canadian utopia, eh? we got poutine and maple syrup for days, and no trump trying to take over. come join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a real hoot, ay?

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Crafty Weather Woes

extreme weather, risk management, Crafty, firms, corporate debt

join this epic minecraft server where the weather is so cray cray that it will make your debt go BOOM! imagine getting hit by a flood while trying to mine diamonds, or a storm blowing up your house while you’re crafting a sword. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your bank account! come join us and see how much debt you can rack up while dodging natural disasters left and right. it’s the ultimate test of your survival skills and financial responsibility. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to weather the storm (literally)!

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One Life RPG – Whitelisted – NA-E Hardcore Modded

Hardcore, Discord, Exploration, Dungeons, Playtime

One Life RPG – a survival smp with a twist.

A modded medieval-themed survival server where death is permanent unless revived! Explore custom biomes, dungeons, and RPG progression while working together to survive.

18+ ONLY!

Features:

Features:	One life, one chance – if you die, you’re out unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival.
	Overhauled nether & end, dynamic lunar events, and dungeons with difficulty scaling based on location.
	Medieval-themed armor & weapons, plus end-game gear with unique effects. Keep your style with vanity slots.
	Earn medieval titles the longer you play, expand your land by buying chunks from villagers or ranking up through playtime, and level up skills with levelz to grow stronger.

No PvP – just survival & exploration – work together, respect claims, and enjoy the adventure with friends. Whitelisted – join the discord and follow the server rules to get started!

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FAQ

1. Is this server PvP-focused?

No, this server is focused on survival and exploration. PvP is not enabled.

2. How does the one life mechanic work?

If your character dies, they are out of the game unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival event.

3. Can I play on this server if I am under 18?

No, this server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

Whispering Woods 1.20.5

Masturbation, Secrets, Fap, tfw, hidden

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you can build the most epic bases to hide your fapping noises from your mom! She won’t hear a thing when you’re mining for diamonds or battling creepers. It’s like a secret fap fortress, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and keep your fapping game strong!

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CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace

passing out, Btch, Calling, REVEALING, Vows

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like calling your mom a narcissistic b*tch! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Reasons to join: – Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered! – Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses. – Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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PixelLifeUnscathed

Simplicity, resilience, Hardship, undamaged life, success without privilege

Are you tired of boring, uneventful lives? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme! Our players have survived creeper explosions, fallen into lava pits, and even been chased by a pack of angry wolves. If you’re looking for a sign of a truly undamaged life, look no further than the battle scars earned on our server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

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CraftyPhysicsFun

China, collaboration, innovation, Leading, ACADEMIC

come join our epic minecraft server where we do science stuff like china but better than US cuz they are like so far away lol. we do crazy physics experiments like making pigs fly and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. u gotta join us cuz we are the real geniuses in minecraft land. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do some physics and stuff together!

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Janitor’s Closet SMP

Discord, Server, Nation building, CLOSET, Roleplay

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Janitor’s Closet
Type	Roleplay-Worldbuilding
Focus	Fictional world creation, culture and nation building
Rules	Join Discord, fill out application, follow server rules
Links	Discord, Wiki

FAQs

1. What is the Janitor’s Closet server about?

The server focuses on roleplay and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own fictional world, cultures, and nations.

2. Are there specific build themes or styles required?

There isn’t a specific build theme, but all builds should have a lore-based reason. Huge scale and megabuilds are not allowed.

3. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord server and fill out an application after reading the rules to join the community.

4. Are there restrictions on culture and religions?

Culture and religions are player-made, allowing players to develop their own unique aspects. Players can join existing cultures as well.

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