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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8706 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!
and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!
so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!
