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CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

analogue filter, CraftyCraic, Jumpscare, liminal space, MHMMMMMHMMMHMHMHMHM, Minecraft, mmmmMMM, MMMMMMmmmmm, Server, shock tactic, the backrooms, vhs effect

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	8846	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the analog filters are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a retro VHS tape! Dive into our liminal space and explore the mysterious backrooms filled with secrets and surprises. But be warned, our shock tactics and jump scares will keep you on your toes and your heart racing! Join us for a wild ride filled with MMMMMmmmmmMHMMMMMHMMMHMHMHMHM moments you won’t forget!

BlockBusterMC: Minecraft Server

Achievements, Analysis, athlete, BlockBusterMC, career, comparison, Competition, Cristiano Ronaldo, football, Future, goal-scoring, goals, Legacy, Minecraft, Potential, Records, Server, Soccer, speculation, sports, statistics, talent, will he break Ronaldo records

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will Steve break Ronaldo’s records in defeating them all? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature said to bring good luck to those who can tame it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride the Diamond Pig into battle will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Slaindox

Adventure, Bosses, Cracked, Dimensions, discord community, enhanced mobs, epic bosses., mesmerizing dimensions, Minecraft, mod, modded server, Mods, new mods, PvP, Slaindox, Structures, Survival, ultimate Minecraft journey, weekly updates

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Animals Bred:	131
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Experience Minecraft like never before on Slaindox! Our modded server features enhanced mobs, epic bosses, and mesmerizing dimensions. With weekly updates adding new mods, the adventure never ends! Join our Discord community today and start your ultimate Minecraft journey! DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pJYPn4WA22

slaindox.mysrv.us

GangbangCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, adult entertainment, Anime, Chuubas, COSPLAY, Digital Media, FANTASY, fetish, Gaming, GangbangCraft, gangbangs, group sex, internet personalities, ITT, Japanese culture, Minecraft, NSFW, online communities, Roleplay, Server, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	488194	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas who are totally into gangbangs! That’s right, you heard me. These chunky little fellas are always down for a good time and will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the pig races we host every Saturday. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a tutu zooming past you at lightning speed.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with chuubas, disco zombies, and pig races that will leave you squealing with delight. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Barzini’s Block Party Minecraft Server

al Pacino, Barzini, Barzinis, BLOCK, classic movie, Corleone Crime Family, Corleone Family, crime boss, crime drama, Don Corleone, Francis Ford Coppola, gangster, Italian Mafia, Mafia, Marlon Brando, Minecraft, Mob Movie, mobster, Mobster Quotes, omerta, Party, Server, Sicilian Mafia, The Godfather, Vito Corleone

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, I talked to Barzini himself! That’s right, THE Barzini from the Godfather movie. He gave us the inside scoop on how to run a successful mafia in Minecraft. Join us and become the ultimate mob boss, taking over the server one block at a time. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of the mafia on your side? So come join us and let’s make some offers that can’t be refused!

Minecraft server: “ConcordCraft”

concord, ConcordCraft, creatively bankrupt, Deadlock, game industry, Hero Shooter, marvel rivals, Minecraft, overplayed, Overwatch 2, Server, stale, xdefiant

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	6619	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Are you tired of the same old hero shooters with no originality? Do you want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its outrageousness? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles in a world where Marvel superheroes face off against Overwatch characters in a showdown of epic proportions. Witness the chaos as Deadpool takes on Tracer in a battle for the ages.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a unique game mode called “Concord Deadlock XDefiant” where players must navigate through a maze of obstacles while being chased by a horde of angry chickens.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling it out with your favorite heroes in a Minecraft world filled with insanity and laughter. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Alliance, Amity, Bonding, buddy, buddy system, camaraderie, Chum, Communication, companions, Companionship, confidant, Connection, CraftyCreeperz, Friends, friendship, Minecraft, Pal, Peer, Proposal, relationship, Server, Social

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Emeralds Found:	4686
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to be ambushed by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend! Join our epic Minecraft server and never mine alone again! We have a secret handshake that only true members know, so you’ll always have friends to watch your back.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a house in under 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to meet this legendary hero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams the server handing out diamonds to lucky players. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventures begin!

CubeUniverse v.0.9 Minecraft server

Adventures, alliances, Conflicts, Content Creation, CubeUniverse, CubeUniverse v.0.9, economics, Intrigues, minecraft server, organizations, Politics, private server, Server, Unions, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the CubeUniverse server.

What is it? Private server, with elements of politics and economics based on vanilla Minecraft (That is, using its capabilities)

What awaits you? Adventures, conflicts, intrigues and alliances await you. Unions? Oh yes! Here you will not be alone, because you can join any of the available organizations (of course, if they like you) or create your own

This server involves creating content to please the eyes, ears and heart.

45.93.200.14:25610

Null Network: Seliana [RPG Survival]

247survival, 247uptime, Activecommunity, Activestaff, Advanced, Asia, automatic farms, Bosses, Classes, Combat, Communitydriven, Communitysurvival, Cracked, Customitems, Discord, Economysurvival, electricity, Filipino, Gems, Griefingnotallowed, Griefprotection, HARD, Land claiming, Legacy, Leveling, Medieval, Modelengine, Monsters, Mythicmobs, Nonpay2win, Nonprofit, Notmodded, nuclear power, Professions, PvE, Quests, Ranks, resource pack, RPG, Rpgsurvival, Skillsystem, Small, smp, Survival, Unique, Uniqueexpierience, Voterewards, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you ready to leave a mark in our history?

Null Network: Seliana is an rpg survival server that focuses more on a unique experience. The server emphasizes on RPG elements, and a medieval feel. Currently, we are mostly a filipino playerbase, but we also have some players around the world, mostly in asia! We have a ton of appealing features that will get you hooked!

Server has not been reset since the beginning. Your legacy is safe with us! You can also claim land to avoid getting griefed! Null Network: Seliana [RPG Survival] Minecraft Server

Null Network: Seliana [RPG Survival] Minecraft Server

Weapons for every style of combat! Be it hard hitting Greatsword, fast hitting Daggers, and more! You can also put gems to enhance them! All of this without mods! (You will need our resource pack to see all of this, though!) Null Network: Seliana [RPG Survival] Minecraft Server

Fierce monsters that will keep you on your toes! This isn’t your typical survival server! Bosses and other special mobs spawn! Null Network: Seliana [RPG Survival] Minecraft Server

Become technological advanced to gain an advantage! Make automatic farms, generate electricity, even have nuclear power!

And much much more! Join us, make new friends, and have a good time! If you need a link in the discord, type in /discord in game!

play.null-network.com

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Companionship, CraftyLove, DATING, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, finding love, finding true love, long term relationship, looking for love, love, Love And Connection, Love and happiness, love and relationships, love like this, meaningful relationship, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, romantic relationship, searching for love, Server, soulmate, true love

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for love and acceptance? Look no further, because our server is the place where you can find all the love and attention you’ve been craving!

Join us and experience a world where every block whispers sweet nothings in your ear, where every mob wants to be your friend, and where even the creepers explode with joy at the sight of you.

We have a special Love Potion plugin that will make all the players on the server fall head over heels for you, ensuring that you’ll never feel lonely again. And if that’s not enough, our custom-built Heart-shaped Castle is the perfect place to find your one true love among the other players.

So come join us on this magical journey of love and friendship, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. ❤️🌈💘 #LoveIsInTheAir